/biz/ - Business & Finance

>need to make a twitter account
yeah nah keep the million lol

>>27425456
check these trips

>>27411972
>all in at 327

Before you L-EET haxor-comfyNEET-bizvestors start singing your "muh altcoins made me rich" (aka I made $1053 by clicking around) - let me clear this up.

I'll use an average, normie case to back my claim up on this. Don't try to use people like Ver, who has probably 100K Bitcoins and 100K BCH's in his wallet...people like Ver don't count. People like Ver weren't "rich off crypto" because people like Ver aren't neet biztards, they made it deep into Lamboland before magic internet meme-money ever came to be.

So let's say somone had 20 Buttcoins in January of 2017. If he lived off of that shit, he would probably be some basement dweller, antisocial faggot, or someone who actually works and plunges some cash into BTC to buy a better car or fix the house or whatever.

Only a biztard thinks that this same person still has his 20 Bitcoins.

You really think when your investment goes from 20K to 200K you won't cash out? You basement dwellers really think people will go "hmmmm, I made 200K in a year over nothing, hmmmmm now what could I do with it - leave it ANOTHER YEAR or take it out now, at least half of it if not more, and actually taste the money".

Only Arkies, Linkies and other imbeciles think people would gamble THAT FAR. But I guess when you're stuck in front of the computer all day every day and your only reality is /bizpol, you start to think that shitposting is real life (look under wonderful exercise of mass-delusion known as "a jew kike puppet faggot got elected as president because we made dank memes on da internets).

Bitcoin is changing hands. Muh store of value autismo is dead. It's a speculative asset. But I still think it will burst, the growth from 7K is a Teeka-style pump, and we all know what comes after, and rhymes with "pump".

>>4270949
I shall not "run away" to another country; I shall instead stay here as a guerilla warfighter & domestic terrorist while receiving copious gimmedats from the very welfare state which I fight against.

>>4166938
>gives a gift to a sibling
>puts conditions on it
Nope. Right there, you goofed: you *gave* her "FREE MUNNIEZ" and her whore brain just decided to cash out of that investment and go all in on "wardrobe" like a dumb cunt.

If you wanted to save for her future, this is what you should have done:

>create btc paper wallet with multi-key protection
>make walled with three keys:
Give one passkey to your sister, another to your father (not your mother) and keep the third.
>withdrawing funds from this wallet now requires the use of any 2 of those 3 passkeys.

The fact that you didn't do that indicates that you know less about cryptocurrency than you know about women, and I'll wager you're a virgin.

sage

Just to be safe.

>>4035166

HAHAHAHAH STUPID ANON

How does it fell to literally BLOW once in a lifetime OPULENCE OPPORTUNITY.

Get WREKDT.

>>4030268
>>”what do you think about edging?”

I-I....I think it could solve the Oracle Problem™?

>>4022681
>WE MADE IT!!!

We made what? USED LE BASED WEAPON AUTISMO TO X-POSE BINANCE, AM I RITE?

HEHEHEHEHEHEHE

COMFY LINKS IN MEW

HEHEHEHEHEHEHE


t. Binance damage control staff

>portfolio went +169% last 3 months
>don't know a thing about crypto
>tfw