/biz/ - Business & Finance

I have access to virtual assistants who work for $3/hour and speak english.

What kind of side hustle can I set up with unlimited cheap labor?

>>57548539
My nigga

>>57259777
i'm officially raising that bid to 101$

Title speaks for itself how do you even start to invest and how do you not buttfuck yourself instantly?

Crescat Capital live now

https://www.youtube.com/live/GexZkoaEid4?si=-HSdWHnClbGf0Q6s

>>56711166
Go take some community college classes for some trade or practical skill. Talk to people and the professors while taking a handful of courses. Usually local employers and job fairs come to campus. Talk to them and get your first job and foot in the door. It doesn't matter if it is minimum wage to begin. Just work there for a year and do your time and learn the ropes then hop jobs to make 3x the money you were making.

>>55893076
>What are some moneymaking endeavors that include as a side benefit being able to meet, socialize with, or otherwise have the possibility of sex with beautiful young women?
If my mission was to get pussy above all else, I would be a bartender. They meet dozens of new girls per night, and most of those girls are specifically looking for male attention.

I can explain some of the job application bullshit for you guys.

I hire part time freelancers for my brother's small business, but I assume my experience of hiring translates pretty well to larger companies.

The reason you apply to 100 job listings and only get 2 replies is because of a few factors.

The 1st reason you don't get a response is there is a huge number of job applicants. It would literally take me hours to send messages to them all saying "I'm not going to hire you" and not benefit me at all. It would take me 10x as long to send customized messages explaining why I'm not hiring them. So, why would I spend my time doing that for no benefit? I just ghost the non-hires instead.

Another reason I don't tell them "I'm not hiring you" is because I may want to come back later and hire the #2 best applicant if the #1 guy doesn't work out. Although, usually in those cases I just post a new job listing later.

When I'm hiring, the #1 thing I look for is that the person has done the exact work type before. So, for example, if I'm hiring a graphical artist to make display content for Amazon.com, then the applicants who say "I have 2 years of experience making graphics for Amazon" go right to the top. And the ones who have portfolios showing their work, and it's high quality, are the ones who ultimately get hired.

People with no relevant experience or portfolio go to the instant rejection pile, except in very rare circumstances where no applicant has experience doing the job before (this only happens with very niche work. Recently I had to hire somebody to make a video ad for Amazon. Literally 0 of the applicants had done it before, so I hired somebody who had made Youtube ads instead).

To be continued...

>>54952427
Thank you fren, I hate to admit it, but it does feel good to receive acknowledgement that we weren't insane after all. Worst case scenario, we bought a company that was ridiculously undervalued and will see at least 10x within the next few years. Best case scenario, we just bought Coca Cola in the 1930's, and the (((enemies))) of mankind severely naked-shorted our stock expecting a bankruptcy that will never come. It's a win-win no matter which way you slice it.

>>54494291
That would be pretty cool, and I'm happy to go about my day just living life while I know hedgefags are working themselves to death trying to keep the lights on.

>>54457875
My god it is exhausting the shilling. I thought GME was bad but GME is only this bad here and there.
That krcwg faggot my god. When they used to post the "no talent" midget guy as 45 in GME I laughed and moved on, but that krc guy was actually the embodiment of him

I yolo'd 5k into this at $1.40, quite literally the day before either started and didn't stop dropping til now. Don't really mind losing it because of the gamble, but it is shit like that that truly makes me think I gotta yolo the full 20k.

>>54434894
The OP recommender was me anon, it's not for everybody. It does get better and I highly recommend the manga over the anime, but yes, if "shounen shit" is not your thing, it's best to not waste your time.
>>54435501
Thanks senpai, YGMI
>>54435663
>>54436076
Cringe senpai, NGMI. These are some serious 1pbtid NEET cope holy shit. Enjoy your tendies and choccy milk while they last kek.

>>54329504
The absolute glow in the dark conga line of cope from shills since earnings makes me inclined to agree.
>RC SOLD JUST WAIT FOR THE 10K
>OK FINE HE DIDN'T SELL BUT YOU'LL NEVER BE FULL YEAR PROFITABLE
>MUH DISTRACTION STOCK MERGER BUY MY BBBAGS GOYIM
>REEEEEEE YOU MUST REDEEM THE FILINGS NOW YOGURT CHOBANI BENCHOD SER
The contents of the 10K/10Q have them turbo spooked.

The frenzy of the shill defense force fills me with the same energy I felt as a child on the night before Christmas.

>>53773649
>Job hunting is hellish right now
This is why I'm glad I rejected the NEET path that was heavily pushed in the early days of /gme/. Worst case scenario I'll always have work even when society decides to act full retard. Best case scenario I have unparalleled job security, can accumulate moar jiemies, get my certs / skills up to either get more raises, a higher paying job, or transition to a different career when the opportunity presents itself God willing. All other anons had better be doing the same.

>complaining about the drop in price
>not realizing we're still in the flat line
LOL
LMAO

Wake me up when we hit sub $10 so I can rob these hedgies blind.

>>53516863
>>53517273
Would sell to the first developer that made a offer.
>>53519341
Yes. But they have no choice at this point. They should have built up decades ago.

>>53126423
>The open and close of VIX was known before hand
Well, there it is. It really is all predetermined isn't it? Just numbers on a screen that (((they))) decide the value of. Can't wait to get my overtime pay this week to DRS more GME.

>>53043325
>I'm just a humble blue collar worker
White collar wagie detected, tradies never overtly call themselves humble. They're either arrogant ball-bustin' sons o'bitches, or they truly are silently humble, highly skilled, and / or work un-Godly hours. They don't spend what little free time they have fudding other people's investments on Tuvan throat-singing forums, like you clearly do. They're also freer men than you, because they TOO can say nigger without fear of their lives crashing around them.

SNEED NIGGER

>>52910829
>Have you ever been in this situation?
Yeah, but with credit cards and I told her to fuck off. Ex had a shit fit but I fucked her that night. She might have hated me but at least she respected me. My wife I have now knows I have the final say in spending and I set that expectation from the start. A few times she asked to manage the money and I said no. Never brought it up again.

Sometimes woman want to be told no to remind them them you got things under control.

>>52656861
*day after

>>52359871
Not to worry, fren. The only crypto asset I hold is XMR. Monero keeps me well insulated from Jewish tricks.

>Put in monthly computershare order
>Nothing
>Nothing
>Eight days go by
>Price drops by $3
>"Your order for GME has been filled"
>mfw I got 5 extra shares

>>51709536
Either that or they do have that kind of power and are deliberately not using it so that the USD flames out and they have a chance to insert a new CBDC as the reserve currency where they can literally delete FedCoins out of foreigners' reserve accounts because the Fed runs all the nodes and we retain the military power to shoot anyone who disagrees. Bam, no more Triffin's Dilemma, US hegemony locked in until someone invents something better than a blockchain.