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Listen, guys, I haven't got long.

I jus thought I'd rush in real quick to inform you of what I just heard.

I was doing my weekly ski in Aspen (high up), and I overheard two snowboarders talking to each other about GME (ticker: GME). One asked the other if he'd heard of the ongoing situation. The other responded with "What? Lol? Sounds like you're a baggy bro". The other assured him that there was no need to be "a shill and to go sneed".

Anyways one was convinced that the Fed are now involved. Apparently they're going to let this one ride up to $800 as they now have enough collateral. Then there'll be another stock split via dividend. Then it'll run up to $800 around September of 2028.

Anyways keep this one under your beanies gents,

Thanks me later.

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