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Bobos in complete disbelief as they miss out on life changing gains only for the golden bullrun to follow right after. Mass bobo suicide incoming.

I will only panic if we breach 22k. otherwise it is a pullback before we go to 50k

BUY NOW BEFORE 20K

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I told you fucking retarded bobos that the pivot was imminent. Keep seething. $60k bitcoin and $7500 eth end of October.

Inflation has peaked and the fed knows it. Bobos are about to get the justing of a lifetime.

>watching a "Merge Viewing Party" stream on youtube
>most people predicting a dump, saying it will only pump in the long term
>people complaining about how hard it is to short with negative funding
>assblasted miners spamming "POW IS KING"
it's going to pump hard as soon as the merge is confirmed. they've successfully fudded most of retail including livestream-watching diehards out of buying with the "sell the news" mantra. whales are even transferring massive amounts of ETH onto exchange to trigger whale alerts on twitter.

THE FED IS PIVOTING NEXT WEEK AT THE LATEST CHECKEM AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

EVEN WITH STOCKS SHITTING THE BED MY ALTS HAVE HELD ON AND EVEN PUMPED OVER THE ENTIRE LAST WEEK. THE BOTTOM IS IN. CRYPTO IS HERE TO STAY NOW. HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?

I'M THINKING WE'RE BACK
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BTC 30K AND SPY 430 UNIRONICALLY TOMORROW

25k waiting room

Well deserved retarded bobo

BUY BUY BUY

>>50659773
Oh look, another fucking retard. Once a recession is announced it's already over. The bottom happens in the middle, aka last month. This one is priced in. PRICED IN.

>>50439400
EVERYTHING IS PRICE DIN YOU FUCKING IDIOT. PRICED IN. PRICED. IN. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU YOU THINK THIS IS THE TOP? THIS SHIT IS GOING TO 50K EOM ANY EVENT THAT YOU THINK WILL SALVAGE YOUR SHORT IS PRICED IN. PRICED. IN.

The ceiling for bitcoin is infinity. Thusly, since bitcoin is infinitely far from its ceiling an infinite number of possible negative events are priced in and the only direction bitcoin can go is up.

BOBOS BTFO $50K EOM

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I PUT MY WHOLE NET WORTH OF 600K$ ONTO BTC WITH 100x LEVERAGE. THIS IS THE BOTTOM, WE'RE GOING TO 100K$ FAST.
I AM LITERALLY ON COCAINE.

>INB4 I BECOME A MULTI MILLIONAIRE
>INB4 BOBOS COPE AND SEETHE
>INB4 *YOU* COPE AND SEETHE.
>INB4 WHEN DO YOU GET LIQUIDATED
20,931$ BUT IT WON'T HAPPEN NIGGER. THIS IS ALL UP FROM HERE.