/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57413960
>So basically, none of us are gonna make it and we should speedrun the rest of our lives by climbing a tall building and leaping from it as gracefully as physically possible.

>>56981702
the same thing preventing Cohen from coming to your doors at 3:00 A.M. quietly picking the locks, and creeping up to your bed where he will first inject you with a neurotoxin that will first paralyze you with a sleep-paralysis type effect. You will feel absolutely everything that happens, but be absolutely powerless to stop it. Cohen will first strip you of all of your clothing, and the slather you with the oil made from the finest truffles harvested in belgium sourced from his friend Vlad. After doing so he too shall strip and lay down next to you and whisper in your ears "what do you think, isnt it a great deal?" and then forcefully penetrate you. At first it will hurt and you'll resist fruitlessly as the neurotoxin still has a stranglehold of your autonomy. After time though, you'll come to appreciate it and soon love it. This ecstasy must have been the same Gustavo Arnal must have felt as Ryan's love fills you inside and out. Certainly after the breakup it was too much for Gustavo to bear as he took his own life than be without Cohen's love. The pleasure is to much that you faint from it all. You awake at 8:45AM with a shudder, fully clothed with not a speck of you or Ryan's humors on you. You think it might have been a dream until you noticed on your bedside, a bottle of Belgium truffle oil and a game stop gift card for $35 dollars. The bottle has a not on it which reads: "Until next time, where I can HODL you in my arms, -Ryan", you smile as you know what comes next.

>>55839885
Hey, been watching the convo and noticed someone else speaking their mind pretty bluntly. While I get their point, gotta say, there might be a smoother way to go about it, you know? Fear and name-calling ain't cool, but I do think it's worth considering what's being said here. We're all part of this community, and there's a lot at stake. Personally, I think we could all have a more chill chat about this. The stock situation affects real people, and we should think about what's best for everyone involved. Different styles, same goal. Thanks for making me think! quick thought here – have you considered, you know, selling those shares? I've been looking at things, and it might be worth thinking about. We're all in this, and there's a lot riding on it. Just throwing it out there. Hey, just a heads-up – while we're on the topic, ever heard of BARK? It's like a dog-themed stock or something. Ticker's WOOF. I know, it sounds kind of goofy, but it's out there. I mean, we're talking about stocks, so why not throw in a wild card like that? It's like, who knows, right? Just something to chew on while we're all chatting about this stuff.

>The cope im squeezing out of these threads is so pure ive never seen anything like it,
> cant say nigger
> mad

just give in and relax into the sweet embrace of death