/biz/ - Business & Finance

It's going to be ok, hedgies...

https://www.reddit.com/r/Teddy/comments/1eidbrz/new_lawsuit/
Hedgies will go kicking and screaming to the BBC chamber

>>56153699
Look at how he recoils, how damaged he is.
"I have been found out!"
TOP KEK

>>55419857
He knows what is on the line...

>>55306281
Because a major market participant is bankrupt and no entity alive can afford to bail them out. ESPECIALLY when they are paying the literal peasants.

>>55025763
You're next, anon.

>>54597779
I have no idea how to feel either. All I can tell you is we are either on the cusp of the greatest bear trap of all time, or possibly even something even greater... pic rel

>>54303306
>why can't we afford it?
If you think creating liabilities for yourself at $0.70 is good then by all means continue to short. Part of the fun of meme stocks is not just the potential for huge payoff, but also making you choke to death on those liabilities. Destroying wallstreet and the banks is one of the desired outcomes so if we can catch you dead to rights in a massive naked short you can't unwind then all the better for me. Shorts have to burn political capital to do this, and the more discussion the left and the right can have about the owning class the better as well. We all want to see justice implemented and this moves things along nicely.

>>54283569
MAXIMUM BASED

>>54192686
Why do you shills want to prevent the containment silos from cross-pollinating? Getting a little nervous about how susceptible the redditors are to gassing the elite?

>>54178189
If you don't make the news by jumping off a ledge, stop by the let us know that you were a shill before you shoot yourself in the head. It's been fun these last few years and I will actually miss you guys.

>>54098504
Right? But remember RC hinting that the government is "popping all of his balloons". They are dragging their feet big time no doubt.
This must be infuriating for people looking to do real-life business/operations when the finance guys went and destroyed themselves and now all of us have to suffer because of THEM. It is incredibly shameful that our government is on the wrong side of this. Every last one of them should go to jail who is caught committing securities fraud. Including regulators.

I think the longer it barcodes the more likely a false-flag gayop is going to occur where the wallstreet jews blame russia for some fake and gay bullshit. And literally zero people believe their bullshit and actually think russia and china would be liberators.

>>53783107
Pay per View

>>53721300
They only prosecute the small guys or people who aren't in the tribe. It's largely a political tool to slap down people who start encroaching in on the grift.
Aside from the bogus "fines" they hand out, the nonsense gets away with is nothing short of theft and fraud. That kind of behavior can be controlled very easily if you revoke corporate charters, threaten jailtime, revoke someone's trading license etc. Any individual caught up in a crime that amounts to a fine should be in prison and removed from the capital markets in their entirety. It's so obviously a wealth-extraction scheme and none of it is meant to actually better the country in any way. Through inflation, taxes and low interest rates, the entirety of this country is compelled to invest in overleveraged risky assets and it is basically a feeding frenzy of "money managers" vacuuming up our retirements. They steal the good resources and productivity and give you an IOU they never plan to repay. It's so comically evil that we literally need to just nuke NYC. And when the Wallstreet rats slink into the sewer we should be dumping radioactive toxic waste in behind them and plugging the escapes with concrete and rebar.

>>53637430
That's what is so funny. The float trades hands every single day and the price goes nowhere. EL OH FUCKING EL
Omfg we're all going to muffuggin wagmi so hard I can't even sleep at night.

>>53489860
Exactly. Everyone should sell 1 share for $50,000 and then we should all just sit back and let the price go into the billions.
Force the government to line these hedgies up in the gallows and finally start executing the oligarchs like any good decent country should do. Sell pay per view subscriptions to pay for one of the shares they need to buy for all I care. Let's get this party started!!!!

>>53300640
The problem is once you negate the short position you effectively have to steal people's shares. And everyone will end up rebuying the shares anyway only to have the price go skyrocketing anyway once the longs are free to pile in now that the shorts have been vacated. So there will be a LOT of bad blood over this, and everyone is about as sick and fucking tired of the elite in this nation as it is. I would LOVE to see them spend the political capital to save their own asses. It will be almost as exciting as MOASS itself once people decide we need to deal with the crooks for real this time.

>>53196708
Rope?

>>53147927
It's been a delight sitting here watching the shillies losing their minds in real time. Wonder why?

>>53078860
It's not even tinfoil at this point. GME did a share-dividend at our beck and call in order to shake these ticks from our investments. They know what is going on and are equally interested in forcefully extricating from their ILLEGAL, FRAUDULENT counterfeiting operation.
Naughty naughty naughty.

>>53067667
I think all Gamestop employees should be on the lookout for these unhinged criminals. The thought of 20 years in the BBC cage could make them snap and take their anger out on others. The SEC needs to bring these guys to justice and quick so we can get them off of the street.

>>53031691
Shillies don't own GME, but they own a metric fuckton of obligations to buy GME and deliver it the rest of us.
They need to buy what we refuse to sell. They sold us shares for $10 and now they need to buy them from retail who memes about multi million dollar price tags.
Hedgies would happily buy these shares for $2000 each. I bet behind closed doors they would grovel at your feet and cry about how they have learned their lessons and will never naked short again. They didn't get caught naked short against another whale. Several hundred thousand retail traders sniffed them out and they can't even negotiate their way out!. The only way out is through the LIT MARKET.
Come on shillies, let's pump those numbers up so we can all move on with our lives! Just go quietly into that good night. I've said it before, if you just capitulated already you could be 2 years into your 20 year sentence. That's TEN PERCENT! Think about it. You aren't even living good quality lifestyle. You're probably all stressed out. You probably think about jumping from a ledge or taking a shotgun blast to the face. But I don't want you to do either. I want you to man up and do your time like a MAN. Do your time, and pull yourselves up by the bootstraps, and maybe you will get out of jail in time to see your grandchildren. You can still do the right thing but you HAVE to do it now. While there are still some quality years left at the end of the tunnel. Do the right thing, guys. For all of us.

>>52983827
I've never seen anything like it before. They wanted to piggy back on the market sell off so bad. I almost feel bad for them because they are freaking the fuck out like never before. The shillies have been getting a little more cunning in their fud, but they are in freaking panic mode right now,.