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your mother will die in her sleep tonight unless you buy chainlink right now

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I JUST WANNA SAY ONE THING

F U C K
L I N K I E S
*crowd goes wild*

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A LINKLET AND A JANNY?
A JANNY WORKS AND DOESN'T GET PAID WHILE A LINKLET PAYS FOR SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T WORK!
*crowd is laughing and hollering, several redditors are taken outside and shot in the head*
WHY DID WE START HANGING WINDCHIMES INSTEAD OF LINKIES?
YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THE SOUNDS A WINDCHIME MAKES
*crowd is laughing so hard the 13th amendment is revoked*
WHERE WAS THE JANNIE'S GIRLFRIEND HIDING?
UNDER HIS PAYCHECK!
*crowd begin actively killing janitors and establishing the fourth reich*

THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! YOU'VE BEEN A GREAT CROWD!

N

>>22286559
ANALYZE THIS:
NEVER FUCKING SELLING, KIKES

*tink tink tink*

Attention KIKES

I will NEVER, ever sell my linkies.
LINK at $19? Didnt sell.
LINK at $20? Not selling.
LINK at $40? $50? $100? $500?

Never selling.

IF you filthy kikes ever want to see these linkies again, you are going to have to pump the price to AT LEAST $1000 per LINK... At which point, AGAIN, you filthy kikes, I AM NOT SELLING

*leans into mic*

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I JUST WANNA SAY ONE THING

F U C K
N I G G E R S
*crowd goes wild*

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NIGGER AND A JANNY?
A JANNY WORKS AND DOESN'T GET PAID WHILE A NIGGER GETS PAID AND DOESN'T WORK
*crowd is laughing and hollering, several black gentlemen are taken outside and shot in the head*
WHY DID WE START HANGING WINDCHIMES INSTEAD OF NIGGERS?
YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THE SOUNDS A WINDCHIME MAKES
*crowd is laughing so hard the 13th amendment is revoked*
WHERE WAS THE JANNIE'S GIRLFRIEND HIDING?
UNDER HIS PAYCHECK!
*crowd begin actively killing janitors and establishing the fourth reich*

THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! YOU'VE BEEN A GREAT CROWD!

[USER WAS BASED AND REDPILLED FOR THIS POST]

*Ahem*
*tink tink tink*

Attention KIKES

I will NEVER, ever sell my linkies. LINK at $14? Didnt sell.
LINK at $13? Didnt sell.
LINK at $12? $10? $8?...$3? $2? $1?

Not selling.

IF you filthy kikes ever want to see these linkies again, you are going to have to pump the price to AT LEAST $1000 per LINK... At which point, AGAIN, you filthy kikes, I AM NOT SELLING

Sincerely,
A LINK MARINE

... if everyone could just take a seat, we will commence shortly with a small announcement

*AHEMMMMM*

>Nice that so many could join us this fine Saturday evening for the big announcement
>Rory please, come here and take a seat up front. Don't forget your cuck wife
>Now let's just wait for the anons in the back to get their drinks
>There... almost ready for you-know-what

>>15079412
Don't forget to upload it to r34, guys.

The world needs to see this.

AHEM... Thank you all Marines for joining our yearly Yacht Meeting at Bora Bora this loveley summer weekend..

>Now just let everyone get a seat then we can begin shortly

And hi there Rory, how's the wifes boyfriend doing?

Hello Fine Sirs and GentleMarines

>Put down glasses on the table, looks around in the room


Soon, the time has come. You all know what will take place today, and I am happy you could join me

*AHEM*

>Shuffles the papers and taps his feet

So just let's get Rory and Dong HongFeng in here and then its time

First of all, I don't buy into projects in which the team is even one third chinese. Burned my hand doing this many times. You have to be stupid to trust slant eyes. I'd rather be racist than get scammed out of my money.

Secondly, I am a fundamentalist investor. I don't give a shit if a token generates me more of it or a secondary token for holding it... if I don't have any idea whether that token will be worth shit in two years (it probably won't). This is one of the oldest tricks in the scammer's books, to promise huge dividends... in an asset that is going to rapidly lose value. Many companies do this to trick noobs into buying their depreciating stocks and exit scam by dumping their bags on you, now crypto projects do the same. If it's already hard to find companies in the boomer market that pay good legit dividends without plummeting in price... then in crypto it's pretty much impossible. At least to do so profitably when there's so many scams around. Wishful thinking.

And thirdly: time management. Why would I waste my time eyeing every day a dozen different projects and suffer so much from being afraid of being exit scammed, when you can just DYOR, invest in a few promising ones, forget about it and collect a bunch of million dollars a couple years later? Some of us have a life, no time to obsess about short term price fluctuations trying to chase a pump on a shitcoin that you know 100% will go to zero in the end.

Time in the market > Timing the market.

>>14764520
Thanks for taking a seat here today fellow marine! And that's a killer checked shirt too, the same as mine as a fundamental matter of fact!

>Looks around and looks down at his oracle driven watch

No just a few more mins frens, we want ALL marines, big or small holders, to not REALLY miss this...

>>14563399
BON APPETITE MR. SERGEY
you ingloriously fat bastard

>rips off apu mask, emerges as the chaddest sergey you've ever seen
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I JUST WANNA SAY ONE THING

F U C K
N O L I N K E R S
*crowd goes wild*

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A LINKLET AND A JANNY?
A JANNY WORKS AND DOESN'T GET PAID WHILE A LINKLET GETS PAID AND DOESN'T WORK
*crowd is laughing and hollering, several redditors are taken outside and shot in the head*
WHY DID WE START HANGING WINDCHIMES INSTEAD OF NOLINKERS?
YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THE SOUNDS A WINDCHIME MAKES
*crowd is laughing so hard the 13th amendment is revoked*
WHERE WAS THE JANNIE'S GIRLFRIEND HIDING?
UNDER HIS PAYCHECK!
*crowd begin actively killing jannies and nocoiners. starts establishing the fourth reich*

THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! YOU'VE BEEN A GREAT CROWD!

>>14468547
link is the new TCP/IP

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I JUST WANNA SAY ONE THING

F U C K
N O L I N K E R S
*crowd goes wild*

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A LINKLET AND A JANNY?
A JANNY WORKS AND DOESN'T GET PAID WHILE A LINKLET GETS PAID AND DOESN'T WORK
*crowd is laughing and hollering, several redditors are taken outside and shot in the head*
WHY DID WE START HANGING WINDCHIMES INSTEAD OF NOLINKERS?
YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THE SOUNDS A WINDCHIME MAKES
*crowd is laughing so hard the 13th amendment is revoked*
WHERE WAS THE JANNIE'S GIRLFRIEND HIDING?
UNDER HIS PAYCHECK!
*crowd begin actively killing janitors and establishing the fourth reich*

THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! YOU'VE BEEN A GREAT CROWD!

>MATHS NERD SHIT

AHEM

*tink**tink*tink*

So I was talking to Hudson Jameson the other day, and he gave me some good advice. Do you want to hear it?

>>13564520
>*AHEM* TING TING TING