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Schizobros, I need help
Im pretty sure ive been cursed, and I dont say that lightly, as ive never once given credence to the idea of the supernatual, see I trusted the science instinctively until recently when they told me to, thats when I could finally see
But this? This shit is just whack
Imagine you trying to do something, say you want to go get a glass of water, but oh no the water jug is empty, better fill it, oh Ive spilled water everywhere, let me clean it, where are all my towels, seach for twenty minutes, tripping over everything, finally get the towel and forget why, head back to the kitchen, the fridge is wide open, close it and all the condiments fall out, pick them up and spill ketchup on my hands, go to wash my hands and nick my finger on a blade, clean the cut and drop the first aid kit
Now imagine this shit happens to you every step of the way on every task, each one step process is now 40 steps of chaos
Seriously guys, am I legit cursed or just retarded? This all started happening recently

>>49933777
Faggot digit scripter, I see you

>>49932712
Literally whom?