/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58136900
yeah but if you buy $spurdo tokens you could be eating hot chip out of a hot girl's gaping butthole in a mansion with the hottest bitches imaginable while driving a bentley bro i could teach you but you'd have to pay me 20k $spurdo tokens you know i'm legit because i'm a chad and i don't have to explain myself to anyone including the irs i'm gonna be banging your wife in my big house while flexing and making tik toks while you are busy working at mcdonalds and then bragging to you about it

>>58114243
spurdo chad here are you saying me and spotemgottem did a swap and it was so big that pooshiesty was involved that's crazy bro it's almost hard to believe almost if only it was true it would be the swap of the century the swap heard around the world i don't know how anyone could imagine anything better than two swappers linking up it's almost too cool to be true i could use a laugh right now

>>58088539
i mean duh of course we would be saying something else if sol didn't pump but what's the point it's like the old adage
>what if your aunt had balls she'd be your uncle
like hello duh we're talking about what actually did happen here not some hypothetical alternate universe where sol didn't pump we know what sol did do it pumped 50x this year and we should make our decisions based on what did happen not based on some hypothetical alternate reality where it didn't happen