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>>19664947
The slip-n-slide

>>19655550
REEEEEEEEE

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Premarket edition

WHY THE FUCK DIDNT I BUY DKNG AT OPEN

FUUCKKKKKKKKKK

>>19286022
Maybe about 2k before, 1k now.

I'm one of those rapidly aging "California boys" who's mom divorced and now squats in a condo rent free by himself through the power of passive guilt while she lives with her new family and CEO boyfriend.

JUST DONT BET AGAINST AMERICA, B R O

>>19214010

STOP RUINING MY COZY VIBES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Now im all fucking confused. If this doesnt make me money in what im doing im gonna be real goddamn upset

Who could have predicted this?

OooooooOOOO red futures baybeeee

>i tried so HAAAAAAAAAAAARD
>and got so FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

I just want out of these fucking XOM calls

>>19031428
> swipe tinder
> profile of literal e-thot / instagram model / attention whore pops up
> 'Software engineer at Google'
where did society fail bros? Why even try?

>They thought collective posi-vibes would prevent an economic skullfucking

OOP, THERE IT IS

>>19004785
GIVE
ME
THE
CRASH

I haven't felt more alive than when we we're tripping circuit breakers at breakneck speeds

Really red?
Or REALLY really red?

>>18961943
I think everybody knows that the oil storage problem is not going away. I mean just think about that drop to $10 we had on April 28th. We barely saw a tiny blip and it just kept rising straight up for a week? And from that point on, oil bulls are trying to tell me that we've just recovered? No issues, all the wells closed up and we stopped making oil so the contango is fixed? There have been no logistical issues and we're on the straight and narrow to $60 a barrel? No fucking way. Not a in a million years. All the big banks and analysts have said
that oil will be volatile in the near future. How come we've just seen a straight shot back up? I think futures traders haven't learned their lessons or are setting up shorts. There is no way we just leave a giant fucking catastrophe like it never even happened
>BUT MUH V SHAPED RECOVERY
Shut the fuck up, anyone who says this obviously doesn't even have any understanding of macroeconomics and shouldn't be investing. Patrick even states that he has a short position, he just wants to make sure he keeps his credibility on the 0.01% chance hes wrong. I'm so fucking bullish on tankers right now I might just double up again, i trust my vibe and will weather through any storm. The fundamentals are there and I hope MM's get dick short squeezed off. I'M A THREAD AWAY FROM GOING ALL IN.

Wait a minute guys...whatbif they switched strategies because they figures that the only ones still holding after that drop will hold until expiry, and so they're giving us a a fake pump to break even and then they'll moon it.

>get taxed on the money you get for doing your job
>invest what's left, get taxed on every trade
>make a profit anyway, have to pay capital gains tax
>buy a house, get taxed
>then get taxed again every year on something you already own
>donate to a charity that gives your money to Israel, get taxed again
>buy a car, pay tax, pay insurance, pay road tax, pay gas, pay tax on the gas
>the gas was sourced from oil secured from an illegal war funded by your tax money
>get into a car accident, have to pay anyway despite having insurance
>go to the hospital, pay tax on your medical bills
>go for a meal to cheer yourself up
>have to pay tax AND a tip
>get cucked by Tyrone
>have to pay divorce fees plus lawyer fees plus tax
>have to pay alimony
>have to pay child support
>decide to kill yourself
>your inheritance gets taxed as well!
>the rest of your money goes straight to funding planned parenthood schemes

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OH LOOK ANOTHER SPAM THREAD FOR SCAMSTINK... .THAT'S WHAT 25? 26? TODAY? STOP SPAMMING THIS SHIT COIN ALL DAY JUST CUZ YOU CULTISTS THINK EVERYONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT 20-50 THREADS A DAY FOR 2.5 YRS

MUH 2.5 YRS RETORT... YEAH TO DO NOTHING BE NOTHING ACCOMPLISH NOTHING.

GET FUCKED SPAMMER CULTIST RETARDS