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How many HOT do I need to get a lapdance from Mary? I would prefer to have her fly out to my homeland (pic related). I am accustomed to many western ideas and I love psychedelics.

The dream is unironically dead.

The HOLO team have embarrassed themselves in various ways, including but not limited to not having a network, and selling people hardware and not delivering it.

Unfortunately this was probably their best move.

If they would have shipped the (now obsolete) warehouse PCs they sold people, it would be painfully obvious that they are just perpetuating a scam.

Now they have no choice. It has been too long. They have to make a move because people are running out of patience.

This shines a light on the most glaring issues: there is no working software, no Holofuel, and Holoports are about to be declared paperweights in videos and reviews on youtube and all over the internet.

So not delivering looks bad, but it gave them the opportunity to squeeze out this last big PnD before they are caught red handed selling useless legacy hardware with no real software platform to speak of.

At this point there is zero hope for this zombie project and the slow exit scam is underway.

I guess that's what happens when you steal your product strategy from a parody show about Silicon Valley.

To sum it up, if the ports ship it's going to zero. If the ports don't ship it's going to zero.

This latest effort is just a poorly paid shill group hired by the team and the few ramaining bagholders that know they are stuck with this garbage.

The team is exit scamming on you right now. There is no software and the hardware they sold and never delivered is outdated now.

Dump now or learn the hard way how fast dying scam coins under 10sats can crash to zero.

>>16424278
Based and esotricpilled

>>16234180
>tfw you have an 8 figure bag

>>15965289
At the end of the "flash" of the visions you will have an after-vision of circular interlocking patterns in exquisite colors. It has been described as looking at a vaulted ceiling or dome. If you did not "breakthrough" to the levels described above, this "chrysanthemum" pattern, as we call it, is all you will see. It is worth the trip, too.

You may begin to wonder how you will ever find your way back to your body. Trust in your own wetware; your psyche and your body will be reunited. Worrying will only prolong the process.

5—12 minutes : The visions have subsided. There are still patterns when you close your eyes, but with eyes open the world is back. At this point a flood of information may rush through your mind. The phase is fleeting. In order to preserve your Holoport ideation, we recommend that you begin talking as soon as you come out of the visionary state. Don't try for complete sentences but get as many ideas out as you can while you can. Have a tape recorder running during the experience and you can review your thoughts at a later time.

15—30 minutes : The ideation flood subsides leaving you euphoric. You may still have a trace of the vibrations in your body.
30—60 minutes : The euphoria subsides.
60+ minutes : You are completely back.

>>15182079
Hahahahahahaha YES!

We lit!

>>13809839
yeah fren. i am really excited about the future, imagine where we will be in 5 years anon.
>>13809828
the holochain logo is amazing, unlimited meme potential..and the HOT logo has killer design too, like an actual currency.

>>13799110
Chadpilled

>>13592812
WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE

>>13500435
then get the scissors ready. 1000 sats by ramadan, inshalla habibi

>>13453413
inshalla habibi
>>13453430
>makes ETH irrelevant, does a 45x in the bear market
>fucking joke, what a scam, nothingburger

>>13417300
Gotchu senpai

>>12633780
Top kek

>>12536853
fuck off ben

>>12535529
I'M FREAKIN OUT MANNM

>>12510716
Always

>>12505476
Inshallah

>>12503084
Are you ok?

>>12495977
My body is ready

>>12492653