/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56130362
Just because I can explain delta doesn’t mean my options expire ITM anon

I’m officially beheemed. Baggie lied to me again, my NVDA puts are very red

Tiktok notifies you when people look at your profile apparently, and I’ve been creeping on my sisters friends

I pay to post here

Get a job at a hedge fund they said. It’s less stressful than investment banking they said.

I would need multiple millions of dollars to get the same passive risk free yield as my job pays me

>go to dinner with coworkers
>spill spaghetti everywhere
It’s over bros, they’re never gonna let me near the clients

>do really good at job
>they start giving me impossible tasks and enough work to kill a horse

Fuck corporations dude

I'm a 19 year old zoomer I just put like 50 dollars into AMC stocks for the lolz... have I made a mistake?

>>22343219
I was basically forced to do a "dopamine detox" for 2 months and at the end of it all the temptations and urges I had were just as strong as they were from the beginning. I went back to my old ways at the first opportunity without hesitation. Maybe the problem was that I often kept thinking about going back which filled me with excitement. I think I'm too far gone.

i just sold im sorry bros i couldnt take it

did all the september 1 fags warning us a couple days ago know something or was it all a coincidence

im burnt the fuck out

Looks like I’m never going to have sex

Why won’t my faggot boomer father let me stay home until I save up a nice amount and pay off some debt?

>22
>graduated with bachelors
>landed comfy job paying 60k with great benefits
>father wants me to move out by eoy
What the fuck is wrong with him? He literally wants me to be a paycheck to paycheck rentcuck with no savings.
Fuck him and fuck my poorfag family.

a previous employer (((accidentally))) deposited $600 into my account via direct deposit on last thursday then reversed it today.
I had to spend it due to an emergency expense so now I am in the negatives ... Was this bait?

Poorfag here. Here’s a brief summary for my year so far:
>January: new year, bought decent 2000 honda civic w/ 150k miles for $2k with hopes that it lasts me another 50k miles
>February: mother dies, unexpected funeral expenses , car dies (head gasket blows out) terrible month for me
>March: buy decent car 5 year old car for 8k cash, in hopes it is a bit more reliable than my regular go to beater honda civic. Looking for new job
>April: Found new job starting at 50k a year, still no savings after paying off student loan balance and buying a better car, but not worried
>May: getting used to new job & catching up with debt/ starting to save a little money. Start spending more on quality organic foods, and natural health products/ going out more with friends. living better to heal from a hard passing
>June: Power steering goes out on car and plunders through my new savings (2.5k) right after things started to look up. Now cynical about future cost & repairs...
I feel like I’m cursed biz. I can’t save money for the life of me because of unfortunate situations. I feel like I’m not supposed to have money, as if it’s supposed to go right out of my hands. What can I do to break this curse biz? I'm fucking sick of a set back every damn month or so.

Should I dump all alts?

my alt never mooned

>>13286312
I don't know anymore

> second alt season will never come

>am in a position where if I left my company I could get a 50% raise
>want to jump ship asap
>know that leaving current company would screw everyone over and burn bridges

I hate this feeling

I think I fucked myself up permanently from going so many nights with 4-5 hours of sleep. I used to be able to handle it but now if I get 5 hours of sleep I’m a literal brain dead zombie the next day. What the fuck happened? Coworkers think I’m retarded when I’m really just fucking exhausted. I probably have myself brain damage from chronic sleep deprivation. It feels like my IQ has dropped at least 10-20 points over the last year or two

JUST

https://www.forbes.com/sites/jopiazza/2018/09/07/why-women-centric-work-spaces-matter/#67a81bf57e28
>Why Women-Centric Work Spaces Matter
>By Jo Piazza
>I write about women pushing limits of creativity & entrepreneurship.