/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58096230
THE BULL CRAB IS HERE

>>58088052
I SOLD AT THE FUCKING BOTTOM

> funny internet coin goes down
> funny internet coin goes up
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

I just want to lick a cute girl's feet. What coin do I need to buy to achieve this? And how much?

>>57971136
y-yeah it's t-totally f-f-f-fine

>>57969262
I BOUGHT INTERNET COMPUTER FOR $150

Bought 10,000 as a suicide stack. But now I just want to commit suicide. But life gets worse, I bought into QNT as well.

>Try to cash out $80k from Shiba Inu gains
>Eth gas fees come to $37k
WTF bros

Why is it crashing? Just lost $2k in 40 mins.

>>57465437
>on phone
>go through snapchat, had it since hs when I tried to larp as a normie(unsuccessfully)
>reinstalled it a while ago at 23 bc why not
>has this thing called "my eyes only" where it backs up saved pic/video to a private folder
>going through it, I see shit dating back all the way to 2015, when I was still a young lad hopeful and optimistic, a little neurotic but there were a few fun times there
>seeing other people's socials shows me how underwhelming my life is
>realize I haven't progressed for shit in the 5 years since I graduated
I need this fucking coin to make it bros, I need a big boost to my life, I don't know if I can handle another year of mediocre progress, of trying and failing

Can my bizbros show some love to my nft collection?
I'm just starting

https://opensea.io/collection/whimsicalwildlife

This is grim. This guy's NEVER wavered about crypto before. It's definitely over. It's been fun, guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaDZH-n4GLM&ab_channel=MoneyRules

>>49478299
c-checked

I went all in and lost almost all of my savings. Other coins have recovered but I am still down. Why doesnt anyone like this coin? Its was meant to be so comfy.

Pls don't remind me, anon. Took shroomies and had an interesting experience, realize that deep down, I felt like I was wasting my life.

>/biz/ said chainlink will reach $300,000 each in 10 years
>buy 10 linkies at $2 because I'm too poor to buy more
>decide to hold long term
>start reading forecasts for the crypto
>all say the same thing...
>"...and by 2030 chainlink could finally reach $10 per link"
Why did you lie to me /biz/?? I trusted you.

>>16347333
Could be worse OP
>negative $465 in the bank, nothing to pay it back
>made less than $2,000 this year from several gigs
>don't have a 401K
>made $1,875 this year so far
>debt at $3K for several things including the bank shit I have to pay back
>30 years old

>>16279010
>tfw 35 yrs old
>still make $12K a year
could be worse, I guess

>>15424773
>when your government is run by nationalists who care about the nation
w-why did i have to be born into neoliberal capitalist hellhole America

>>13257043

fug you fren

>>13257006
>>13257011

FUG I hate being white, I wish I was an asian guy with access to these goddesses. White guys are the true incel race. Asian men don't know how good they have it

>listen to the music I was listening to in December 2017 and January 2018
>gave me that bullrun feeling again

Fuck bros I miss it so much, I didn't even make much but it was just the experience that was amazing.

>>11321348
Wait what's wrong with kissing hookers on the mouth? A-asking for a friend.