/biz/ - Business & Finance

Guys I'm so happy! I lost my virginity! I was the anon who posted here yesterday about how I was stalking that real cute woman and asked for your advice. I literally just asked her if she would have sex with me for $3000 and she agreed. I'm so happy words can not describe how I feel. I got her to download a bitcoin wallet and I taught her about how to use the btc ATM's after we had sex. She even wants to meet up again and I'm going to agree. Guys I think she is the one she told me some really amazing things. I'm just so happy I'm not a Virgin anymore. Take care guys.

>>11582314
>be a 31 year old virgin
>terrified to talk with women my entire life
>made a bunch of gains in 2017
>randomly decided I need to fix my life
>use leoslist to find very nice lady
>book her for 3 hour session
>spend talking for 2.5 hours about all my anxieties with women
>at the end of the session able to work up enough courage to have her take off her bra
>spend 20 mins feeling her boobs
>cuddle for last remaining time
>amazed by her compassion and love and have already booked a 3 hour session with her next week
>amazed I didn't have a panic attack this time around like the last times
>I honestly think I am in love with this woman

>mfw found a nice new town to live in
>100% white with no shitskins
>mfw many white women aged 18-26 who look like 7/10s without makeup on
>mfw load up tinder and all the hoes I expect to see in the town are over 80 km away in the capital
>mfw I think I found the place to finally settle down

Biz I wanted to thank you all. I just bought a house from my crypto gains. I got out before the ponzi scheme has ended so I just wanted to thank all of you idiots for pressing the buy orders on all of my bitcoin today.

I am the proud owner of a 4400 square foot house completely paid off thanks to you morons buying my chucky cheese tokens called bitcoin.

I got into crypto in early 2017 and had massive success with ethereum, Antshares, omisego and venchain. I have made more than enough money to never have to worry about life anymore and will live off my 4% dividends yearly from companies that actually bring value to the world.

If any of you have made any significant amount of money over the past year make sure you actually realize your gains and put it into something with real value like a house. That is all good day.