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They call my homie Keith Gill because he's keepin Ken's gills. RC is such a good CEO dilution makes short squeezes.

This my market, man. The market man says I'm manipulating the market. I manipulate the market everytime I buy. They short when I buy and I consider a gift. I manipulate the market, I manipulate the market maker. The market is made in my image. I post on the internet just so they can pay india to fud me. I single handedly raised India's gdp by 420%. They used to shit wherever they walked, thanks to me they have designated streets. I paid for trains. My time is money, now I'm bout right this donation off on my taxes. Except I don't pay taxes. Taxes pay me. When they do, they call it a GME. I'm bout audit the IRS, they've been cheating me out of my money.

>>58574620
Fud don't mean nothin to me man. They call the stock market "gambling", so I must be the house. I'm acat, but I'll take a shit through my purple anus on your front yard. I make billionaires jump out their windows into my safety net, because I want them to do it again but like they fucking mean it. They're gonna rename it "splat street" when I'm done with it. My stock has no value because it has infinite value, it's everything and nothing at the same time. Holocaust 2? Nah man, I'm doing the Holocaust 1! Call me Super Mario because I'm cleaning out these tunnels. Call me Super Mario because I'm serving eviction notices in these tunnels.

>>58575230
KEK. Buddy I've already played fallout 3 and own an ar15 and plate carrier. I've been training for this.

I bought $100 on RH even though I'm a CS maxxer. Lauer and Wu tang ain't touching my CS credentials. When Lauer steals my RH shares I say "keep the tip, you're missing yours."
>>58544368
Depleted uranium use in the middle east has made it one of the most radioactively contaminated areas in the world.
>>58544375
High class bar, dress nice but drive a beater. Take girls to your 2nd house (middle class non-mansion)

Ken Griffin naked shorted GME, he took a naked short trip to the ground floor. I ain't gay but I'll let a hedge fund manager short squeeze deez nuts. He rustled my jimmies so I rustled his back.

Ken Griffin shorted GME. It choked him out and the last thing he saw was the price tag. I charged FINRA and the SEC with market violations. I made the DTC short its self. My old hoe sued me for money so I inflated the dollar and paid her 10x what she asked for. I made Charmin a better currency printer than the fed. The GDP of my ball sweat crashed the Sinaloa economy.

>>58493943
I want a GF busty to the point of inconvenience.