/biz/ - Business & Finance

>see meme boomer paper number go up on phone
>panic, missing out on gains
>fire up browser
>jump over to uniswap, check value of pretend internet toy currency
>number go up a little
>MMMMMMMMMMM good, good, dopamine rush
>suddenly
>number go SLIGHTLY DOWN
>BAD BAD CORTISOL BAD FEELING
>panic
>skitter over to bedroom
>pull little black box from under bed
>open it, full of metal bars
>gingerly stroke metal bars
>MMMMM good feeling grug survive blackout, grug is smart investor
>grug part of future 0.0001%
>go back to laptop
>number stay same
>AAAAAAAAAA pink grug ANGRY that imaginary number too low
>check other exchange
>number satisfiably high there
>MMMMMMMMMMM
>close tab
>open /biz/

>>25600374
>BITCOIN & ETH

EASY MOON

>>18468406
Haha meme stock goes up

Finally we're returning to normal. Crisis averted. It's only up from here!

shiny rocks bought by grug now green, grug happy

FUDDERS MAKING ME MORE BULLISH KEK I JUST BOUGHT ANOTHER BAG

>>16063573
>rockchain

>grug no longer hunt
>grug dig hole
>grug fill hole with nasty water from huge water hole
>grug put water worms with legs in water hole
>grug give water flower for eating in water hole
>now grug have many big water worms
>grug give water worms and get much berries
Who else /water worm/ing?