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/samira/, reporting in again

> this is what peak female performance looks like gentlemen:
> the chubby mommy Levantine fertility/love archetype, a robust product of haplogroup T1b

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys4fS0BXFRQ
https://youtu.be/C8XbOcSmV-c
https://youtu.be/gxYap7YGgJI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpoOvN2HN-8

> descended from the consorts of Palmyra (mothers of Roman emperors) and the muses for Ishtar herself
> hardy, well tempered for nomadic and desert environments
> her genome’s generations of exposure to steppe invasions and the Silk Road render her immune to any chink virus
> very fertile (goes without saying), wants a large family
> born knowing her family's age-old recipe for goat and biryani, keeps you well fed; the Arab mommy in her makes sure you eat EVERYTHING she cooks you
> the mediterranean nature of much of her diet allows her to live longer than even her first-world counterparts
> thicc stature bears hardier sons, she is a lioness over her children and her household, makes sure they achieve honorable places in society
> proud of her tribe and lineage, sings the odes of her ancestors as she does chores (in an Arabic far more sublime than any Latin)
> takes everything you give her in bed, well
> when you're locked in embrace, you feel surrounded and secure by her womanly essence
> your favorite thing to do is resting your head on her supple bosom after your passion is spent, and she strokes your head while whispering a lullaby to you

انتصري يا بنت عنتر، تحيا الابطال الهاشميين
احبچ يا سميرة ملكة الاناقة سلطانتي خانمي

> oh yeah, and I liek da stonk, 1.9 shares