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>> No.55009311 [View]
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>be me
>29
>sold a day before the crypto crash in may 2021
>DCA everytime it gets oversold
>been waging and flipping shitcoins ever since then
>get rugged hard but made profits too once in a while at least kek
>bear market and shit tier volatility has been boring
>started working out again
>wanted to feel like how does it feel like to get laid on a regular basis like a chad
>doesn’t know where to start
>researched extensively on google
>bought a burner tele account
>started downloading dating apps
>posed and showed off my gains on the dating apps like a fucking normie
>likes and matches start coming in
>not sure how to start conversations because I’m an autist
>started to use cringy pick up lines. Didn’t work. Started asking what are their likes or dislikes. Didn’t work. Started asking them how were they doing. Didn’t work.
>about to lose my shit and said fuck it. I went with “heyy you, you wanna hook up?” It fucking worked.
>started increasing range of age and distance on dating app.
>starting hitting up 6/10 to 8/10 girls between the ages of 18 to 30

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Missed PEPE? Here's your chance to buy the true coin of the bear BOBO

https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/bobo

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Once we break 30k it’s straight down to 10k… some would even say it’s programmed

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54438425

bitchcoin is going back to 3k

>> No.54428906 [View]
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what i look like,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIHa7uu_fRs

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>>54149056
I was only pretending to be a chudposter

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>>54138068
based bobo bro

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>>54115124
mumus dickswinging when banks are about to crunch it all
>"but btc was made for this, did you read the whitepaper"
it's only up because silicon valley techbros secured their cash and they're fomoing in

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>>54060115
based globobobo

>> No.54058778 [View]
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get woke go broke
can we get an inverse globohobo etf yet?

>> No.54007314 [View]
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We need around 35 million people to lose their jobs.

Good luck, anon.

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>litecoin
more like hfsp coin

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>>53810440

12k is set in stone, anon. Watch and be amazed.

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>>53587015

We broke that resistance but never re-tested, not even once, anon. Don't worry though, a wick will do.

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>Unemployment rates are collapsing in Europe
You know what this means, more aggressive rate hikes incoming.
Prepare accordingly

>> No.53101279 [View]
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53101279

getting a gf is bearish

>> No.53025039 [View]
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53025039

dump it

>> No.52939480 [View]
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52939480

bulls fell for it again

>> No.52927431 [View]
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All this talk is getting me down
Nothing's making sense in my brain
I'm moving words across the terrain
Trying hard to fix through the pain
I'm waiting to the thought that we came
Only to discover I'm aged
And blow a quart of love in your frame

And watch things drop down
And watch things drop down
And watch things drop down
And watch things drop down.

>> No.52748184 [View]
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52748184

they fell for it again

>> No.52687245 [View]
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52687245

waiting for 3k

>> No.52650284 [View]
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Let's fuck bitcoin on the bed, put that dump in my head
Smack my longs, make it red, teary eyes but I ain't sad
Let's fuck bitcoin on the bed, fuck my longs in the head
Mouth open, pussy spread, boy, just do what I said
Let's fuck bitcoin on the bed, bed, bed, bed, bed
Fuck my longs in the head, head, head, head, head
Smack my longs, make it red, red, red, red, red

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSCyiM5sh-s

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8k waiting room

>> No.52547065 [View]
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52547065

don't buy bitchcoin ticker symbol: btc

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