/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55978115
>>55986572

this. my first thought after reading the first few lines was that he was Patrick Rothfuss.

i was immediately mad and wanted him to khs

>futures

>>54349371
I dunno, I don't think about it much because I don't leave my apartment unless I'm going to work, getting groceries, or walking the trails by my apartment. I only spend time here to socialize and all of you, and I mean every single one of you are mentally ill. So I don't know if mental illness is the problem.

>>54176825
>be /smg/
>95% of posters have never ever held hands with a girl
>can't even answer a yes or no question when asked by a girl without spaghetti launching out of their pockets at super Sonic speed
>"Hey anon, can you tell me what time it is?"
>y-y-you too
>Goblina with a metric ton of makeup starts getting posted
>"Gross I hate women don't post her"
2 weeks go by
>I c-can save her bros
Is this your first day here?

>>54139114
if they turned on the printer then why are stocks still going down?!?!?!?!

>>54021786
That's probably very accurate honestly

>>53985118
I can assure you Selena the goblina would be disgusted by you

>>53900391
I went part time at work hoping to use the extra time to chase my dreams. Now on my days off I don't leave my apartment, smoke weed all day, and play breath of fire.

>>53871139
Hey look, I gave fair warning that it was practically a shitcoin, but I think it's what /smg/ needs to bring a little life and passion back to this place.

>>53842978
You need to understand that tike is your friend. Did you know that 82% of trannies contemplate suicide, and 40% attempt it. Every janny is only temporary until they inevitably an hero.

>>53827578
Only up from here bobochud

>bought yesterday

>Aver.age chainsti.nk holder

You people really are pa.thetic.