/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56024141
>nautical themed
>DIVE bar

>>51217337
how big is your short position? This is a serious amount of seethe

>996
>I feel like I'm explaining things to a 5 years old
Jeetery confirmed

>>50724840
They just keep resetting the 24 hour timer. See, there was always a hidden condition to the timer - not only does it reset every time someone comes in these threads and tells me to sell, but every day it gets reset is another share I purchase. It's been reset every single day for more than a year at this point. I now have thousands of shares. I'm going to buy yet another one today, in addition to the six I purchased to celebrate hitting a new squat PR. And then I'm gonna keep laughing at the sheer level of fucked that every party involved in this is besides the longs.

>>50709656
Based, I love 'taters. Seriously though the Dumbasses Turbo Cuckolds Convention deciding to just fuck over all of finance and commit international securities and tax fraud is so bullish Hindus aren't allowed to do anything but worship me anymore.

>>50693386
>He's still on a fucking CFD phonebroker
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

>>50690922
Real thread not baked by attempted thread-splitting faggots is here
>>50690844
>>50690844
>>50690844

>We're now experiencing street shitting at the level of scientology posting and emotional manipulation escalating to threats of homicide
>It's the wee hours of the morning on a fucking Sunday
Yeah, this week is gonna be big if we're taking this much flak for being this close to the target.

>>50620175
What does IPO stand for?

>>50601365
>being poor enough for PDT to matter
>using rabbihood the cfd bucketshop on top of it
Keep walking up the ramp, there's a party inside! Ignore the screams and blood on the floor!

>>50600423
"JULIAN IF WE BUY ENOUGH GAMESTOP WE CAN BUY THE PARK AND TELL LAHEY AND RANDY TO FUCK OFF FOR GOOD" kekkies.

>>50582657
Personally I think it's a case of Mr. Morris' revenge, and/or a certain someone from SIGA market general with a penchant for ban evasion and cockposting, but otherwise agreed.

>my gf (male)

>50554877
Me holding GME covers the cost of me calling your mother in the night to fill her with my seed, yes.
>Verification not required, Czech(ed) sneed.

>>50553418
I legitimately am praying they short it even harder since my direct deposit hits tomorrow and I am throwing my entire check at more shares. Send it to 20$ and give Citron a reason to live again, please. I will load the wagon until the axles break.

>50535779
I did. Fuck off back to /SIGA/ general and shit in that street instead.

>1PBTID
Hmmmmmm

>BofA literally handles gibs money and does a ton of processing of payment on behalf of the government
>They're the broker through which CS currently executes sells
>They're so fucked they had to limit limit sell prices, and it's still the highest settable limit in town (equal to 14k pre-split)
>In doing so they removed the 214k sell wall that existed previously from jeet equivalents trying to fish for early and easy money as it was fucking up their risk profile
>They're so screwed that at best half a million degenerates pegging the limit to the absolute maximum was enough to cook their books and fuck them on paper without any of them ever being executed
Yeah, I'm thinking waaaagmi. Also, all broker vs CS fud is outdated by more than a year - holding with CS is superior and you are inferior if you cannot see this but are still free to make whatever choice you like. It's too late to change anyways. Fuck boyardee, 45, NF, and fuck 'em right to death. I just hope this shit runs fast enough to justify quitting my job while I'm clocked in, and I will be flipping the double bird and moonwalking out the door after performing a 360 spin when it does. Sneed, cheesed to meet you, I'm going to bed for the big day tomorrow - and yes, I will be buying more direct through CS the day before the split and will be waking up early to get my order set well before market open.
>Fuck you, pay me, suck my balls.

>>50474013
>There's no longer a sell wall of orders at 214k to slow down the price once it takes off
>Nobody that DRS'ed is stupid enough to set limit orders with a cap of 3500$
It's the broker CS uses being douchebags under the guise of risk prevention because "the number of limit sells at max cap was hitting or exceeding total sum limits for price of all submitted long-term orders" but the kicker is it works to our benefit and fucks shorts that much harder. There will be no stopping it at 214k anymore. It's pretty fucking funny, brokers and everyone are so fucked to have to pull this shit at the last second my dongus is doing the big dongus.

Hoes mad (x24)
Threadly reminder shills are hoes

>>50444242
You ok buddy?

>>50414743
No

>50366704
Call me when there's a short GME ETF so the first half of what you said matters, and I sincerely hope the price gets pushed as low as possible so I can buy even more shares. Thanks for the wellwishes, mindbroken mayo masochist.

>>50363367
Sitting in the threads all day to shitpost and dunk shills was only really fun for the first year or so, anymore I just work constantly when not spending time with family so I can continue to afford to keep purchasing more shares and keep a steady supply of ammunition and non-perishable food. I only really pop in for an hour or so every day anymore to recap the later threads and tell my frens we're aaaaaaaaaaaall gonna make it.