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>>3946574
I can just imagine it now

>anon's mom knocks on anon's door
>"anon are you in there?"
>*knock knock knock*
>"anon are you okay? i haven't heard from you in 3 days. i'm worried about you"
>*knock knock knock*
>........
>"anon i'm coming in."
>anon's mom opens the door and gasps in shock
>anon is hanging from his ceiling fan
>anon's mom sprints out of the room in tears and calls the police
>minutes later the police arrive and examines the scene
>they check his computer and see a market chart with nothing but red candles
>finally CSI arrives and examines anon's corpse
> they find seven words scratched onto his arm
>JUST HODL IT SOLVES THE ORACLE PROBLEM