/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51220888
kek wills it

>>26861071
Found you

>>24666831
https://youtu.be/fJrll5fwhqY

>>24348664
RIP IT

>>23873065
Probably makes no difference but I just like being able to call a broker if I want to

>Call female broker
>"Market buy 1000 shares of NIO"
>"B-but sir NIO is going down-"
>hangup

>>21049725
>>21049534
>>21049479
Samn, I'm coming off of speed. I kept trying to beat the first level of nioh 2 but i guess it's been a long day and my brain doesnt feel like learning the ki muscle memory shit right now. I jacked off took a showerI just took a klonopin. Drinking a beer. About to play call of duty for a little. Going to wake up on about 6 hours and 'wfh' but I did most of my work this week earlier so it's alright if I'm a little tired.

I'm celebrating today anyway. I broke 10k.

>>20854461
Spent 14 hours working from home software., spent the last 6 hours playing video games. Need to wake up by at the lates in 3 hours and 40 minutes to work for 4 more hours, even though I already did overtime yesterday but salary doesnt have overtime. I'm chilling hardcore tomorrow idc.

>>20322999
nothing at all

NIOOOOO BRINGING MY FOLDER GREEN WHEN EVERYTHIGN ELSE RED FUCK YEAH BITCH BOIS. IM GOIJG TO BE RICH

>>20205519
What in the actual FUCK is wrong with you.

Nio blasting off good think I didnt sell.

I'll sell when It hits 444

>>20136220
yes it is

OILCHADS RISE UP TODAY IS THE DAY. IVE BEEN FUCKING WAITING.

>>19884263

WHERE MY XOM AND SHELL OILCHADS AT??

>>19868548

WHERE MY XOM AND SHELL BROS , REPORT IN

>>19864032

WHERE ARE MY XOM AND SHELL CHADBROS

>>18206853

>InVeSt ReCeSSiON LOoooSSSingggg Alllll Niceee one ReTaRD

That can only come from one whos entire family and ancestors were a huge pussy and faggot ass sissypussies allwhole.
My Dad is also such a Pussy "nooo stonkssss nooooo you could lose all your money oh noooo""

Give me a break , i can save again the same amount if i want to so no problem. Fking Boi puccies

>>18166585
>LINK
a very good choice to accumulate it now
you will make it but only if LINK is more than 50% of your folio
>>18166627
>Not a hoax
it is
>>18166644
a good move
well done friend
>>18166871
I hope for another dip so we can gobble up more dirt cheap of everything
>>18167355
based and very high IQ
jews fear a man like you

>>17861694
/biz/ is full of youtube economists and dropouts who lack the most fundamental understanding of economics. They think "money printing" is a meme because they don't understand the role of the fed and how unfreezing credit markets with liquidity helps the economy.

It's perfectly fine and smart to do it. Read a book. Stop posting here. This is where poor people hang out. Would you go to the check cashing store to discuss economics?

>>17688650
you're a biological machine prone to death and injury and decay. thinking in terms of decades is really retarded anon.

You're assuming each decade is worth the same and it's not.

let me put it in relative money terms and I apologize for dropping this massive red pill, it's so large you might have to put it up your ass to get it in you.

Imagine you're 80 years old. How much would you pay to experience it again?

0-18 = $100

18-28 = $10,000,000.00

28-38 = $20,000,000.00

38-48 = $10,000,000.00

48-58 = $5,000,00.00

58-68 = $5,000,00.00

68-78 = $100

78-88 = -$10,000.00 (kill me)


Now let's invest in a low cost meme index fund and collect it when we're 65. Meanwhile you could've lived.

>>7999800
Get a full health check up and I mean the works: full blood/urine/feces analysis, cat scans, EKG, EEG, and a full genetic screening. Then pay for a nutritionist a hollywood-type personal trainer and get ripped.
If you don't spend top dollar on your health then you're retarded imo

>>7523701
*teleports behind you*
You got a problem, breh?

trips and we go down to $2k

>>7499666
CHECKD BTC $20K EOM