/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56260414
Damn that's a lot of words, too bad I ain't reading them

>>50973285
If I started with $0 today, I’d do the following:
>burn all forms of identification
>somehow get ahold of a shitload of Melanotan 2
>megadose, sit in the sun all day
>shave head, grow a beard
>practice ebonics
>do something blatantly illegal, resist arrest
>get rodney king’d
>wake up from coma, have a full kosher legal team crowdfunded from faggot white libtards and dark hegemony slush-fund shekels waiting for me
>sue the shit out of the cityfag ZOGbot gang that had the nerve to cripple a future astronaut-lawyer
>hope the MT2 blast lasts until I can get out of the dindu-deification news cycle
>blow half of the settlement on weed, menthols, and hellcats in every color to not raise suspicion

The perfect crime.

>>50339262
My tongue and nose, her sweaty inside thighs and asscheeks. You do the math.

>>20561972
>Sell NOW.
pro tip, always do the opposite of what /biz/ is shilling.

>>20556217
>Link Marines are the most toxic, white supremacist, racist, self-centered neets crypto space has ever seen
I'll have a coke.

>>20540601
newfag here. bought in at 7.9 and ive got balls of steel.