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Simeon here. Say goodbye to your little pump, linkies. Shorting it now with UNLIMITED funds

See that there on my wrist ? That’s your stack

Simeon here. AMA

No I’m not liquidated, not yet.

100 link = you can know about the party
250 link = you can know about the party and hear stories of it
500 link = you can watch the party on the private livestream
750 link = can view the party from the driveway. You may park your car and roll the window down but you can’t talk
1k link = Invited to the party but may not have a seat at the table due to humiliation
2k link = worst seat at the table, the chair with a crooked leg, but still a seat at the table nonetheless.
3k link = Seat at the table and you can have second helpings.
4K link = Seat at the table, access to second helpings, vip lounge access.
5k link = Seat at the table, access to second helpings, vip lounge access, any female reserved for you of Full level 1 access, level 2 seat, 24/7 access to Sergey your choice pre-selected in advance
6k link = Head of the table. Full level 1 access + basic entry to the level 2, but no seat at the table in level 2
7k link = Full level 1 access, level 2 seat.
8k link = Full level 1 access, level 2 seat, 24/7 access to Sergey
9k link = Full level 1 access, level 2 seat, 24/7 access to Sergey, secrets of the universe revealed to you
10k link = Full level 1 access, level 2 seat, 24/7 access to Sergey, secrets of the universe revealed, lifetime supply of Big Macs.

More than 10k link = you win.