/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57316068
Don't care. All I want is to see FBI and DHS agents joining the bankers on their impromptu urban skydiving trip when the music stops.

>wagie wagie stuck in the cagey
>can't get FIRE without getting hired
>cucked by the man, no money in hand
>lost my damn job, so that's no fun
>can't even invest for the coming bull run
>looking for work all day and all night
>no luck so far, but we'll be alright
>WAGMI

Another "how do I get a job" thread for the brokies.
Question for the tech and IT bros, if I've got a fair foundation in data analytics and data science, but I want to certmax for credibility and to cover for my lack of real-world experience, what are good certs to work on?
I've been thinking of the Microsoft Azure DBA cert and some of the AWS and GCP equivalents, in addition to building a project portfolio.

any advice for a struggling fren?

>>57276156
>o-oh no. it looks like it's rebounding from 41.9k

>https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1706036027633135914

>Janet Yellen has said: "I don't see any sign that the economy is in risk of a downturn."

Welp that settles it boys, NO red october, everything will be fine, omega bullrun happening instead!