/biz/ - Business & Finance

>mom wants to meet practice gf
>asks about her age
>tell her practice gf is 18yo
>mfw she is actually 17
Wut do?

>practice gf wants me to meet her dad

>go on first date with practice girl
>"you should smile more anon"

This is /biz/ related
>be
>finally have sex with gril
>go down on her
>start furiosly swirling my tongue spelling "nigger" on her pussy
>mfw she moans
>start fucking her
>ponder how a frog posting incel managed to manipulate a gril into sex
>she doesn't know
>feel her gripping my arms tight
>still in my head
>now fully fucking like rabbits
>powerbanging.jpg
>get really close
>"jannies can never compete"
>coom.wav
oh yeah

>>51556509
>Everyone but me is a normie clone. I am the main character. I am unqiue and special
I am the main character

I made out with a female woman today.

I am soon to be a 22yo khv. Is seeing a 70€ prostitute a good investment?

What stops me from going into politics to become adolf hitler and invest my politician salary into crypto? I am 21yo but I think I can pull it off

What stops me from making a döner selling business and cumming in the Döner sauce?

>>49873906
>sharted myself next to a cute gril again
Wut do?


There you go anon

>be me
>shitpost on /biz/
>frogpost.jpg
>get my bi weekly off-topic ban
>fast forward 30minutes
>hear my dad sigh and come down to the basement
>hear him resetting the router
>walks back up
My dad is browsing here, isn't he?

A womans anus is less than an inch away from her vagina

Why are there exploits and hacks in technology or videogames but never in real life?

Why don't we just end the fed?

My dad yelled at me because of my crypto buying habits and I called him a nigger

I donated 15$ to Ukraine and never got the NFT I was promised

OP here. I lied. I am an unvaxxed NEET and never applied

I made this pepe

You do clean your room atleast once a week, right anon?

>>49493012
I am a 21yo man and my mom still cuts my hair

>>49481444
>>49483858
I saw your thread and the one where yku wanted to buy back at around 6$ kek. Stop touching your stack or you will lose it all. Also
>rose
You said you wanted less risk because you are old and now you spent it on another shitcoin in the beginning of a bear market?

You are all bots

>>49475810
>af
>wrong use of ellipses

The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race