/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57550584
Imagine if I had a twatter with 10k followers and made that joke. I'd be an influencer like capo. Then /biz/ would like me I bet

>>57543721
No more gas station porn

I never left

>last thread was me
>this thread is a gas station
Not really sure what this psyop is going for but you can knock it off now

>>57203094
Who the fucks asking? It's $16.82 are you paying or is your welfare late?

>>57179706
>pensions
>working hard
>45 years

>>56378133
Or being expected to know their specific tobacco brand, like I'm not having 300 other boomers every 8 hours. Or having a boomer walk in and head directly to scratch machine, stand there for 30 minutes, cash out $200 and leave DAILY WITH NO OTHER PURCHASE. YEAH BOOMER THEY PAY ME $19 TO MAKE SMALL TALK WITH YOUR BASIC BITCH GAMBLING ASS. or fuck the number of boomers that can't figure out how to squeeze a gas pump trigger. THESE PEOPLE OWN HOUSES LMFAO. Or when a homeless walks in and they act completely shocked. LOOK AT ME BOOMER IM ONE OF THEM TOO SPARE SUM CHANGE I NEED BUSFARE FOR THE CHURCH SIR GOD BLESS LMAO. Or the amount of boomers that act surprised that we only carry 1 version of condiment. Lmao imagine a gas station carrying 5 different kinds of hot sauce and mustard. KILL YOURSELF BOOMER. Or fuck this one's the worst, we offer .25 cent coffee refills and SO MANY GOD DAMN BOOMERS WILL DAILY SHOP JUST THAT ITEM LMAO HOW THE FUCK IS THAT PROFITABLE IM SPENDING 1 HOUR OF EVERY 8 HOUR SHIFT SELLING 50 CUPS OF SHIT COFFEE FOR .25
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STOP BUYING POWERBALL THE ODDS ARE 1 IN 6 GORILLION

Gas station attendant here, without tattoos
I am good you are evil

>>56182128
He runs the gas station where your black dad went to get smokes
>>56182124
You stare into the abyss and think'd