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>>55276353
Crusader late July. So probably Sept. Jap coin is made by the lgbt guy so who knows

I was a sperm donor. It wasnt worth it. I had to do everything on their schedule for $75 a pop. These places are always in the most congested parts of big cities, so traffic is a pain in the ass. Also, they know if you've been masterbating or having sex from tour sperm counts. I did not enjoy the constant blue-ball feeling. A 22 year old guy needs to release more than twice a week.

I got fucked by bad timing. Born 1982, graduated high school in 2001. That was a fun summer (look up the 311 Amber music video to understand the look/feel/vibe of summer 2001). All of that ended on 9/11. It was truly the end of my childhood. My plans to go to college were thrown out the window, my dad said there was going to be a war and I better March down to air force recruiting before I get forced into the marines.

So I joined the air force for 2 years. Ah fuck, the Iraq war extended that another 2 years. I ended up marching in a desert for a while. Came back to the USA with fucked up hearing from all the explosions n shit, but otherwise intact.

I went to college and graduated in 2008. In the summer of 2008 I got my dream job working as a drug rep for Pfizer. Holy shit, I'm making 70k/year bros! Time to get a nice apartment and new couch, TV, and bed, I can afford it! Girlfriend moves in, things are looking good. I took out a 15k loan to buy an engagement ring. I was planning to propose Nov 2008.

The day after Halloween, my district manager calls me and says that everyone hired in the last 6 months is going to be laid off. I've only worked for the company for 4 months at that point. Oh shit, the entire economy is collapsing. Girlfriend calls me a loser and moves out almost immediately. I cant return the ring, but I need the money, end up selling it for 2k (for 13k loss). I sold all the new furniture at a loss. I had no way to pay the rent, so I just moved out and the property management company said to expect a lawsuit for breaking the lease.

I had gotten a taste of heaven for about 4 months before it was ripped away. I tried desperately, but I never was able to get a job as a drug rep ever again.

So I moved into my mom's house, but her boyfriend hates me. I get a job for $10/hour at home depot in the lumber department. I saved enough for a $2000 minivan, then I moved out and lived in it for a year.

>>52554564
https://youtu.be/1vAqaUwLg7g

Yeah, it's a celebration, quinceanera
It's a celebration kiss each other
I might, I might, I might move to Mexico
Diamonds shining jumping out the gym
I might move to Mexico, Carlos Slim
I fly past in the black Camaro
It's a celebration, quinceanera
It's a celebration, quinceanera
It's a celebration, quinceanera
It's a celebration, quinceanera
Diamonds shining jumping out the gym
I might move to Mexico, Carlos Slim
Fish scale, shark tale
I used to test coke for the cartel
Seven hundred grand in a rubber band
Watch my diamonds dance out in South France
Whoa, kemosabe, Versace is my hobby
I done shot more jumpers than that Bill Cosby
House player made, Prada shades
Codeine Castle got a pool full of mermaids
Diamonds shining jumping out the gym
I might move to Mexico, Carlos Slim
I fly past in the black Camaro
It's a celebration, quinceanera
It's a celebration, quinceanera
It's a celebration, quinceanera
It's a celebration, quinceanera
Diamonds shining jumping out the gym
I might move to Mexico, Carlos Slim
Peach Beach, East Greece
Diamonds dancing off my teeth, Forgiotos creep
I can't be held back, no leash, capisce?
Underrated, often hated
Bentley roller bladed, Cadillac is Escalated
Speakers Fosgated, life's getting better
It's a celebration, quinceanera
Diamonds shining jumping out the gym
I might move to Mexico, Carlos Slim
I fly past in the black Camaro
It's a celebration, quinceanera
It's a celebration, quinceanera
It's a celebration, quinceanera
It's a celebration, quinceanera
Diamonds shining jumping out the gym.
I might move to Mexico, Carlos Slim

>>52536652
Normies can't understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a divining rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps "Found you!". The Mathsweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendepity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman's dehydrated dick. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1vAqaUwLg7g