/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17159
Eh?
What do you think?
It's like the rich person app, just it's for poor people.
And it runs ads.
When you click on the dollar sign it spouts sound clips at random "IM BROKE" "I AINT GOT SHIT" "*fart noise*" etc
When enough people download it for shits and giggles I'll release another app that costs exactly $1 called "I've got a little money".
I then continue up making apps from $1 to $10 to $25 to $50 to $100 to $500 to $1000.
Literally the same principle but each one branding you in a certain income range.
So $1 officially verifies you're in the minimum wage bracket.
$10 officially verifies you're neet or on welfare.
$50 officially verifies you're a young professional
$1000 officially verifies you're a billionaire.