/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17639324
You'll make it back and more anon

How do I turn 150k into 5 million?

>>17303649
My Roblox account is TekViper. God's speed.

>>17303576
Bumping. I wanna know.
>I'm a newfag, I've accumulated 1000 link since 3 months ago. I'm basically you just dirt poor didn't find out about /biz/ until I got bored of /pol/.

>>17297169
>We've made it anons.

FUCK NIGGERS

Holy fuckin shit. I honest to God remember 1% of the past 5 or 6 days. I've been sipping vodka tonics and popping Xanax nonstop 24/7, in between the majority of the time I've been unconscious of course. But I went all in on $LINK and I'm up 5 figures. Fuck yes.

How my frens doing?

>$1000
>10% gain takes you to $1100
>10% loss takes you back to $990

Clown world

Alright, I'll buy 1000 Linkies right now, but only if you tell me exactly how you're fucking me.

>>17089369
>other than the fact that Blizzard can print WoW gold at will, change wallet balances of any WoW gold wallet, and have no public ledger for external auditing?
I believe the virtual currency of a new major MMO could be a massive moonshot if it had the aforementioned. Not any of that cryptokitties bullshit of course, but an actual game like WoW, except not utter shit.

She told me I had a very big cock and I also made her cum. (I'm thinking about going there again)

So, how was your day /biz/?

>Feds somehow try to tax my $LINK gains I'm the year 2022
>a single Chainlink token has surpassed the value of the bottom 13 countries' economies combined
>I am ethically forced to sell a few tokens to stop a worldwide famine
>never pull that out of $USDT, except when I want to, laundering it through Monero

Sorry pals, I literally JUST moved my holdings into a different wallet, and my private key that I trusted to be sent to me via a bonded courier, got lost! I'll keep you pals updated though! I am so excited for you guys, seriously, you're about to fund so much jewish degeneracy off my taxes.

>fuck rich people
>I finally make it with $LINK
>fuck poor people

>>17015635
>Paying back debt
> Not just seeing how high you can get the number, and reading /biz/ schizo shitpost copypastas off on the phone to debt collectors when they call you

Ngmi

Bitcoin will never be below $9000 ever again, screencap this.

All inner Link at 2.40

Today's a good day lads, today's a fucking good day

When I don't have skin in a volatile market my mind starts to eat itself. Is there a medicine that cures risk prone behavior?

The first time I bought a hooker was my first big % loss in crypto. Then I get into gambling. Then I either go back up or lose it all.

I know I need to quit abusing meth too it's not helping, but j either use it to celebrate it use it to cope.

In the last 2 hours I paid for my last 2 years of tuition.

Officially 100% of my life savings is in LINK after my last buy in at $2.15. If we get $10 eoy I'll half way make it.

Thoughts?

Kek, ever since I became a linky I've been limiting my food intake too, like every time I drive by a Chinese place I like or Chipotle or something I'll ask myself is it worth spending $10 here or should I put that $10 into LINK.

I don't even bother spending time making rice, most of my meals consist of a can of black beans, hot sauce and shredded cheese

What was your worst job interview fuck up /biz/?

How do I make it so it doesn't liquidate my assets when it finally dumps?

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>>16195280
*rushes to podium*

Gentlemen
*catches breath*
*AHEM*

THIS man >>16195518 is an IMPOSTER.

*murmurs in the crowd*

I have successfully escaped his pathetic kidnapping attempt.

After waking up I could not bear the thought of having my event hijacked by this scum of the earth, who wishes to taint my announcements by promising one and not delivering. A force within me pushed me to overcome my injuries and although still in a roofie induced state by this weak imposter, you will hear the truth.

*audicnece clecnhes to their seats*

Truth will always prevail, and the truth simply is

*AHEM*

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK SPICS
And most importantly,
FUCK JANNIES

That is all.

*crowd screams in euphoria while simultaneously hanging niggers and jannies from street lamps*

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>>13973533

*rushes to podium*

Gentlemen
*catches breath*
*AHEM*

THIS man >>13973449 is an IMPOSTER.

*murmurs in the crowd*

I have successfully escaped his pathetic kidnapping attempt.

After waking up I could not bear the thought of having my event hijacked by this scum of the earth. A force within me pushed me to overcome my injuries and although still in a roofie induced state by this weak imposter, you will hear the truth.

*audicnece clecnhes to their seats*

Truth will always prevail, and the truth simply is

*AHEM*

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK SPICS
And most importantly,
FUCK JANNIES

That is all.

*crowd screams in euphoria while simultaneously hanging niggers and jannies from street lamps*