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>>49662520
>becomes bean king
6 months later the same girl shows up with her girlfriend and they say they think a hot bean dinner is sexy as fuck. You warm up two cans of beans. After they have eaten up you spend the next 3 hours treating those now naked bitches like a 1 can o' beans whore. Then you send them out the door with 1 can of beans for them to split for breakfast and with a list of nasty things they can expect to do if they show up for more beans later.
So begins the saga of the bean king.