/biz/ - Business & Finance

Nobody knows the time of the price singularity.
But when it happens, everyone will know.
All across the world, voices will echo "..what's wrong? Is everything ok?"
A few vehicular accidents will occur seemingly for no reason.
Several pilots, delivery drivers, and one pajeet who forgot to close a submarine hatch will all last be seen yelling at their phones.
Binance will crash. Everyone scrambling to buy LINKs will see 404.
Etherdelta will become so overwhelmed with traffic it will slow to a halt. It will become unusable.
The only orders that will happen will be buy orders that have already been placed.
LINK will reach unimaginably high prices within minutes.
Every noLINKer's eyes will watch. The tiny LINK cube on coinmarketcap will be reflected in their eyes.
However, the ones who knew..the ones who had heard, but didn't listen..
their cubes will be distorted by tears.
As these tears fall onto rapidly moving fingers that are refreshing binance or etherdelta multiple times,
Haunting music rings in their ears infinitely.
The harrowing noise of the bells causes the noLINKer's soul to shiver...and scream.
Biz will be filled with LINK memes. All threads will be titled "You had your chance."
Monitors will be smashed. Laptops broken in half. Weddings, family reunions, graduation ceremonies, and other social events across the world will be plagued by the audible cries of noLINKers who knew the path but didn't take it.
Their hopelessness crushes them inside, but they keep having to wageslave, and forcing a smile on their face every day to avoid ever being asked "what's wrong?" again will eat away at their sanity.
This soon becomes a worldwide phenomenon, and noLINKer syndrome will be added to DSM-V and heavily studied.
Most normies will continue enjoying their playpens.
But the ones who knew..
they will become uncomfortably intimate with despair...
For they know they missed the opportunity of a lifetime, and another precious path to freedom has disappeared forever.

whenever I go to /biz/ and I see that huge heifer I always gag because it's just it's just so disgusting like how could you be that fat huge obesity nasty Niger faget fat disgusting shity ballsack I hate niggars really bad hang niggars just kill niggars with a goddamn news black people smell like nasty God damn shit I just wish we could end the black race once and for all with a big race war in the worst part is adelyn is also on the chopping block because she's disgusting and she smells like shit and she's asian and he's a con artist not to mention he's too disgusting horse like bitch and /biz/ collects tokens there for subhuman nasty shity 50 IQ disgusting fart brain

>>12515971
Didn't Sergey exit scam other projects?

Isn't Chainlink based offshore on that island where scam companies are notoriously based to avoid gov?

I'm being completely serious, just cant remember all details.

>>12500883
You have no argument.

How hard will it be to set up a LINK node?
What are the risks? Can i get a quick rundown?
Also i heard i am at risk to lose my linkies when false data goes trough? Should i even bother as a 10k linklet?

HERESY

How DARE you challenge Lord Nazarov!

HERESY

How DARE you speak Lord Nazarov's name in vain!

>>12176439
We've always gone hard

>>12167307
You can't post cartoon dicks on blue boards

>>12165767
1000 inch dick end of year

>>12165550
Fixed