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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Ark. The tech is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical smart-bridging most of the jokes will go over a typical bagholder’s head. There’s also Team Ark's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into its marketing- this personal philosophy draws heavily from Satoshi literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these coins, to realise that they’re not just revolutionary- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Ark truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Ark’s existential catchphrase “Point. Click. Blockchain," which itself is a cryptic reference to Vitalik's Russian aspie tweets. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Ark’s genius unfolds itself on their pump and dump discords. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have an Ark tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 delegate payouts of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel, bagholders.

Wow, wow, WOW.

Look at all the drooling fucknuts slobbering over their coin hitting the Pleroma at close to $3.

This is as high as it goes, babydicks. Rejoice. Then cry yourselves to sleep later.

"Pride cometh before a fall." Oh, you put more faith in a literal shitcoin Noah wouldn't stub his Toronto than three thousand years old advice more applicable to the Arkie plight than anything?

Fuck and you.

Oh, and in the meantime, pickup some goddamned deodorant.

Seriously.

Arkies are not only the dumbest, most malformed creatures of the crypto world. They also have the worst hygiene.

The average Arkie hasn't seen a bar of soap or toilet paper for many, many years. He (it's always a pale faced five foot even manelet fuckwit) spends far too much time in front of Bittrex shooting off into a dirty stock for basic human decency. The average Arkie is delusional, disgusting, and shallow as fuck, entirely obsessed at every meaningless ten cents swing that farts its way across their Blockfolio each twenty four hours.

Arkies are stupid.

Arkies are smelly.

Arkies WILL fail.

>>2795822

Lots and lots of wage cucking. Coupons. Self-, deprivation. I literally lost YEARS off my life in this crash.

>>2795830

Yes. The excitement here before the pink Wojaks made me a true believer. I didn't see the Ponzi until it was too fucking g late.

Know what the worst part is? A good $50k I lost belonged to my wife.

That's right. I took her money out of our savings and put it all into this fucking bullshit. I saw $20k gains in one week and got so excited. Then just down, down, down.

I told her we would hit lambo, possibly yacht territory, and now I have NOTHING.

If she doesn't divorce me when she finds out she's going to be crushed. I've never been more ruined and heartbroken in my life. Fuck the day this crypto scam was created.

I'm going to find a way to end my suffering. But before I do I'm going to send my story to SEC regulators and every media outlet I can find. Normal people are too dumb for this bullshit and the pump and dump sharks will only rob people like me blind if this whole thing doesn't get regulated soon.

Mother of God...

Goodnight, lads...