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learned this investment tip from my gay aunt. When you buy GRT, dont just stare at your phone all day. evertime i buy a token, I gently squeeze my phone between my glute cheeks and set my phone to vibrate every time the price moves. the tingling keeps me grounded and focused on the present moment. I find my mind wandering on painful past memories or future anxiety, but my new meditation mantra gently reminds me to focus on the present moment and remain mindful of all the boof GRT I'm buying. namestay is the way. Also, and this is super serious, if you've never had a prostate orgasm, this method is great at relieving stress and relieving the backlog of prostate milk youve built while holding GRT. Your investment is more than a financial revolution, it's spiritual orgasmic sexual revolution. Sure these bears want your money, but they want even more than that. They want to repress your prostate milk. I'm talking pure spiritual energy that's inside all of you. Milk your prostate and release your tendies. Ladies can also tap into this raw spiritual orgasmic jet fuel by placing the phone on the front of your clitoral hood. My wife's gay boyfriend showed me where this is. many women apparently lack sensitivity in this nether region from Hitachi wand over use. This method can bring back that sensitivity and more. GRT isn't just going to the moon. Its going to the milky way.

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