/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>59532764
Ok if everyone is ready then here we go!

Feeling good on a Saturday. Lick my balls, I’m holding GME. If you’re in the squad then you’re gonna WAGMI and everyone knows it can’t get unWAGMI’d at this point. I heard from a reliable source Kenny G shit himself while yelling at everyone yesterday when they couldn’t get it under 30. He waddled out of the room like a penguin.
> shillies, your presence here is my most bullish indicator
Their main tactic lately is “xxx shares isn’t enough to wagmi - boo hoo” because they want you to sell early and spend it on a single “realistic” goal rather than hold until transcendental numbers are reached. Here’s the order so far:
> kek baggies back to zero
> kek baggies never over 20
> kek baggies never over 30
> kek baggies never into life changing money
What’s next?
> kek baggies never 5 figures tho
> kek baggies never 6 figures
Etc etc
Due to the unimpressive state of your tactics, I will not be handing out any (You)‘s to shillies today

>>59370092
nah bruh, wagmi soon

I’ve got a good feeling about tomorrow, frens.

Price predictions by EOY? I predict at least a Brazilian.

>>59249099
>>59249144
>>59249166
ch-ch-ch-CHECKED
> holding
> comfy
> wagmi
The vibe in here today is most excellent. That feeling is back - you know the one.