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>$24 rejected

So, any bobos waiting til tomorrow or Friday to go short, thinking we might crab another day or two and then dump? Or is this green just gonna go on forever?

30k is programmed, mumus

>>56465482
Hey put my name on the list, thanks...what? Oh, what I try to buy? Uh yea I tried to buy 1245 contracts of 0DTE QQQ puts at the $354 stike for $.29 a piece thanks just put them in my account and debit that money appreciate it

>>56393790
I hope so, I need you to make QQQ go down some more, just not too much too quickly is all, can you make that happen for me there boss?

>>56385065
That's a good one

>>56348610
Why today? How bout next Tuesday, will that work for ya? You ain't got 0DTEs do ya?

>>55969112
Don't tease me like that, that's gonna make me wanna coom

>>55932707
How bout NOOOOOOOO, Scott!

Hey guys, /smg tourist here. I bought a silver round in 2020 I think it was, during all that silver hysteria, and live in high sales tax TN, ended up with tax and shipping and premium or whatever paying $40 for 1 measley oz of silver, that never went up, but went down.

So, what do? Can I speak to the manager please? I just need $45 for it, tiny $5 profit is all.

Anyways, it says Bitcoin on it or something like that, so I need to speak to a supervisor right now. Yes I'll hold

If you're still long, I don't know what to tell you mumu.

>>55861405
Yes (and that's a good thing (for me))

>>55809821
Uh, sir, he's already left for the day. He always leaves around noon on Fridays, they start doing some blow around 11:30am if not sooner.

He won't answer his phone while he's at the strip club, but I'll let him know you called

>>55753570
If they call (the margin), just tell 'em they got the wrong number brosephus

>>54290891
That can be fixed

So what's this stuff about warren buffet and 20 private jets flying in over the weekend? What the billionaires be scheming and conspiring to do this week? What be going on yo?

>>54130786
50 cent strikes again

>>53903169
Yea, you just missed that margin call anon. The problem won't go away just by not answering that phone from your pro semitic broker

I wanna speak to DAN right now! He promised a crash today. Ok, well what about his supervisor, is she available? What about the DIE officer of diversity, inclusion, and equity? Hello? HELLO?

CPI was hot, market is going lower, Bobo wins.

>>53643967
How's the shrooms bro? Nice blanket

Of course there are no do overs, goy. Back to the wage cage you go. No el refundos, el goyo

>>53519979
https://vocaroo.com/1jswIsxoQeBt

I told you not to bother the market this morning