/biz/ - Business & Finance

All I offer is the truth, nothing more. I used to work for Vechain as an intern. I have liquidated my position in the company and I can only advise you to do the same.
I'm coming clean about everything. A long time ago, Sunny Lu (or as he likes to be called: The Slant-Eyed-Noodle Nigger Ninja) crawled through his mother's vagina. Everyone at the Vechain headquarters knew this, and we were disgusted to say the least but kept the sharade going because the pay was good and Sunny made everyone sign a non disclosure agreement. What kind of freak would even touch, let alone CRAWL through their mothers vagina?
Anyway, whilst inhabiting the womb, Sunny sustained himself by impregnating his mother from the inside and eating his fetus siblings. However, when Sunny was feasting on the legs and arms of his 3rd fetus, Sunny noticed an anomaly. The 3 month old fetus could speak. This was not you're average day inbred fetus. No, it had an IQ of 400. Sunny learned him to read and write, piano, poetry even. Using fecal matter as ink, together, they outlined the Vechain whitepaper inside their mothers womb, where it still resides to this day. Now you know why they have no whitepaper.
During Q1 an attempt was made to enter the womb of Sunnys mother once more and recover the white paper. This was originally planned for mid january but something went wrong during the procedure. Now you know why rebranding got delayed.
This brings me to my second revelation. Everybody that has been following Vechain has heard about the Coca Cola Kid. This person spreads cryptic riddles about Vechain on twitter and 4chan. The Coca Cola Kid is infact, Sunnys inbred limbless brother. Sunny gave him this nickname because the fecal matter they used to outline the whitepaper resembled Coca Cola to some extent.

I admit to fudding the fuck out of it and swarming every Vechain thread on 4chan and every other forum out there + youtube comments just so me and my friends could accumulate more, heuheue thx for the free money, we ain't dumping pre 50 cent so you can chillax, say hi to the new eth