/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50587940
>Pro tip: they dont want the poors to come
They are so out of touch that they don't know what poor is, which is why they are scrambling to figure out why no one is buying tickets.

>You are out of your mind if you think they want basement dwelling neets, schizos, tha homies from da hood or jeets coming and stinking up the place.
$100 would do just that. $100 + Hotel + Flights + Food + XYZ. This is what I mean by how shit the project now is. It is a far cry from what their goal was with smartcon zero.

But by all means keep pandering to the NYC roasties. Chainlink is done and will never hit its ATH ever again.

>>22255663
HOOOOOOOLD

Main net was just a viral marketing campaign to find a new audience for big macs in the area of autistics who don't leave their house.

Is it true that there's going to be 3 chainlink talks at Consensus 2019? I base this idea off the fact that there's 3 lunch breaks on the agenda.

>>12954538
You forgot one crucial piece of information anon... Link is a scam. Sergey is a fat russian scammer. Philosophy major. Can't code. Two man team. Shuttering potheads

>>12946583
Witnet might be the only actual competitor of chainlink, but even then they don'T even have a test net yet, while chainlink is closer and closer to mainnet. Rhombus is a literall who that won't even gather 1% of chainlink's node operators. And node operators and partnerships are absolutely everything in a decentralized oracle network, and we all know chainlink is a clear winner in that.

>>12522831

Wagecage and Link

Another favorite is this one, specifically the copypasta. I actually like pastas the most especially the vacuum cleaner, sergey Huh pasta, Sergey at Auschwitz museum, haven't washed myself for 2 months pasta and a lot more.

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>>11556750
It's EOY, not EO2020

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>>11257025
WE WUZ STOCK MARKETZ N' SHEET

>>11198933
Chekt

>>11169978
Would you trust this guy?

>>11117985
try a pool cleaner vacuum while underwater, especially with a heated pool, it will give you the best orgasm of your entire life. the fans rapidly but gently smack the head of your dick while giving really strong suction. obviously stick your fingers in first to make sure it's safe, not every pool vacuum is the same. I've had blowjobs from 3 different women and 4 different men, I've used vacuums, cock-pumps, fleshlights, vibrators... and NOTHING compares to the pool cleaner. I'm not even fucking kidding right now, if you get the chance, try it. the only thing that is even remotely close to how good that pool vacuum felt was straight up vaginal sex with this fat chick who had a really warm snatch, it was like sticking my dick into a wet loaf of banana bread straight out of the oven, and yes this fucking pool cleaner vacuum was better than that. I don't own a pool or else I'd be doing it every day. unfortunately the owner of the pool caught me doing it so I'm not allowed to be within 1000 feet of his house anymore but it was so fucking worth it, I'm telling you that fucking pool vacuum is like heaven. honestly the only reason I even want to get rich is so I can afford my own house with a heated pool and of course a pool vacuum. I can't wait to buy a dozen different brands and styles of pool cleaners and fuck them all. I live for that day to come.

try a pool cleaner vacuum while underwater, especially with a heated pool, it will give you the best orgasm of your entire life. the fans rapidly but gently smack the head of your dick while giving really strong suction. obviously stick your fingers in first to make sure it's safe, not every pool vacuum is the same. I've had blowjobs from 3 different women and 4 different men, I've used vacuums, cock-pumps, fleshlights, vibrators... and NOTHING compares to the pool cleaner. I'm not even fucking kidding right now, if you get the chance, try it. the only thing that is even remotely close to how good that pool vacuum felt was straight up vaginal sex with this fat chick who had a really warm snatch, it was like sticking my dick into a wet loaf of banana bread straight out of the oven, and yes this fucking pool cleaner vacuum was better than that. I don't own a pool or else I'd be doing it every day. unfortunately the owner of the pool caught me doing it so I'm not allowed to be within 1000 feet of his house anymore but it was so fucking worth it, I'm telling you that fucking pool vacuum is like heaven. honestly the only reason I even want to get rich is so I can afford my own house with a heated pool and of course a pool vacuum. I can't wait to buy a dozen different brands and styles of pool cleaners and fuck them all. I live for that day to come.

>>10797937
LINKIES BTFO

>>10561177