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What is the ticker symbol for diarrhea?

>>22646560
I'm currently all-in on the Boglehead boomer portfolio. I don't own GME except via VTI.

I can't determine if my user ID is green or not. It looks... it looks... it looks like... DIARRHEA.

AAH! AAH! OOOOOAAAAAHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE STOCK MARKET IS PLUMMETING AND I SAW MY PORTFOLIO DOWN -50% IT MADE ME FAART SO HAAARD!! OHHH OH OH OH WAIT OH NO OH GOD NO OH GOD FUCK NO THAT WAS NOT A FAAART, I HAVE DIARRRRRRHEAAAA! OHHHHH I'M GOING TO... I'M GOING TO... I-I-I'M GOING T-TO FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKING SHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTT! I'M SHIIIIIIIIIITING ALL OVER THE PLACE!!! OH NO MY PANTS OH FUUUUUUUUUUCK I'M GOING TO SHIT ALL OVER THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR! THE DIARRHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAA IS HOT AND IT TRICKLES DOWN MY LEG IN A WET STREEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK MY POOR ANUS IS SPEWING DIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP MY POOR $10,000 GUCCI ARMANI PANTS ARE RUINED I'VE SHIT ALL MY $10,000 PAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS AND MY ANGRY GURGLING ASSHOLE WON'T STOP VIOLENTLY SPEWING HOT BROWN DIAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

AAH! AAH! OOOOOAAAAAHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE STOCK MARKET IS PLUMMETING AND I SAW MY PORTFOLIO DOWN -50% IT MADE ME FAART SO HAAARD!! OHHH OH OH OH WAIT OH NO OH GOD NO OH GOD FUCK NO THAT WAS NOT A FAAART, I HAVE DIARRRRRRHEAAAA! OHHHHH I'M GOING TO... I'M GOING TO... I-I-I'M GOING T-TO FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKING SHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTT! I'M SHIIIIIIIIIITING ALL OVER THE PLACE!!! OH NO MY PANTS OH FUUUUUUUUUUCK I'M GOING TO SHIT ALL OVER THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR! THE DIARRHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAA IS HOT AND IT TRICKLES DOWN MY LEG IN A WET STREEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK MY POOR ANUS IS SPEWING DIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP MY POOR $10,000 GUCCI ARMANI PANTS ARE RUINED I'VE SHIT ALL MY $10,000 PAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS AND MY ANGRY GURGLING ASSHOLE WON'T STOP VIOLENTLY SPEWING HOT BROWN DIAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!!