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>business Chad
>fall up into 6 figure management position even though I’m retarded and have no idea wtf I’m doing
>spend my days making ITcels seethe by asking them to do outrageous stuff with retarded deadlines only to change my mind and shift all priority by the next sprint
>whenever they say some shit like “BUT ANON THATS IMPOSSIBLE” I just ask them if they think their director would feel the same way (they know I’m best friends with him and drink with him every weekend)
>they seethe and seethe but end up doing what I demand anyways
Kek, STEM is a giant meme I’m glad I didn’t fall for. EQ>>>>>IQ