/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13251094
me too, you should embrace it though

>going on a date with a cutie with dyed hair, tattoos, and piercings whos 5 years younger than me tomorrow
being dead inside can be a huge advantage if you use with the right leverage

it can lead to wonderful, awful, glorious things

>>13251113
>but my funds are going to be low (~1000$) what is my best bet?
SPY, DIA, QQQ, IWD if you are a uber noob (SPY and DIA if you cannot afford one of each)

some better stocks are SMG, WM, LMT, HON, AMZN, but if you are financially illiterate, than you might want to wait, or just watch those at first
>I want to buy some of the recommends here such as big dividend ones, pharma, maybe gold stocks etc. What is the best broker? I know people recommend RH but I dont like the idea of using my phone, would prefer my computer.
RH works on computer too (anything that works with a web browser). you can get an android emulator for pc to run the robinhood app if you wanted too
Any good broker with zero fees (and access to otc etc.?)
not besides Robinhood, so pick your poison: paying $5+ a trade, or being forced to use limit orders on an app with bad graphs

protip: just use something else besides robinhood to check stock prices

>>13251123
do a throwback, The Big Lebowski

or we can finally fucking watch Wallstreet if comfy is done being tsunder for bigplaneslci

>>13251158
microsoft Excel is a good one

So why is volatility going down, prepping for a Valentine's day massacre?