/biz/ - Business & Finance

OH G_D DAMN IT!!!!!!!!

>>19808263
How are these people going to feel about joggers after they get left holding the bag? This is about to get really fucking entertaining..

These prices won't be here tomorrow. ((They)) are going to gap the futures down and spread recession fud. Tomorrow will go down in history as red Tuesday. Screencap this post.

>>14687193
Here you go.

>>13882690
journey to the center of the earth or pic related are my favorites

Buckle your seat belts. This is going to be our chart today.

>>12790464
lurk moar

>>12398016

>800 millions
You had already made it anon, why the fuck are you still here.

>>11892319
>$1000 EOY

>>11411872
>imagine how much respect she has for him as a man deep down..
if she had any semblance of respect for him then she wouldn't be so eager to take another man's dick--plain and simple. I have had a lot of sex with girls that are "taken" (cheating gfs are like 95% of all my sexual encounters), and I can say without a shadow of a doubt that these girls _do_not_ respect their "man".

Current state of affairs edition.

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous Edition
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>>11291735
the state of the market right now

>>11288248
I'm assuming this chart is pico-satoshis measured over units of Planck time. Things get pretty fucky down there.
Pic related: zoomed out.

/smg/ right now

pick related is going to be the nasdaq in 30 minutes. You've been warned.

I want to see $289 SPY by the end of the day. Keep selling!

>>10783303
lol, pic related, it's the market tomorrow.

>>10634853
Yeah February 2.0, pic related is going to be bull fags next week.

>>10398343
There's multiple factors involved. It's too complicated to explain in much detail. Some of you are alright, and I'm warning you. Don't come to the market on Friday unless you've already planned to sell first and buy later. Pic semi-related.

>>10332133
Beginning of BTC bull run. Not to the moon or lamboland. Last July same thing happened. It was also about ETF proposal. If you have half a brain, get to BTC for the next 3 weeks. Wait for SEC results and if BTC starts going sideways, move back to alts, keep two weeks and take your profits.
Midterm we are still gonna make lower low

>>10245537
Iron Mike is coming out to make the market his bitch in the morning.