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i just dumped my TSLA shares for 1.000.000€ and I want to retire, what ETF do I buy that pays dividends that can be bought in EU?

i dont want to hold individual stocks, and i dont want any shitcoins, or real state

i want my money on something that has reasonable growth to yield ratio in a reasonable amount of diversification

SP500 distributing etfs suck due low yield. other etfs have higher yield but shit growth

SCHD would be perfect i think, but due regulations it's not availible here. pic rel is a list of stuff I can buy on my bank.

>>57492958
wtf is O?
>>57493395
all eggs in one basket too risky, also the future is just anti oil laws going in, XON dumped 66% for instance in 2014, look at the chart

>>57494335
again, those are just 2 stocks, too risky
I want an ETF that has a basket of stocks, so I can sleep at night, but fucking EU limits the possibilities so much. ares capital dumped 81% for instance. so yeah you got all this nice yield, but what if the initial dumps? I dont want to hold throught a 80% crash

here is the list of stuff I can buy from my bank, anyone can see some good one?

>>57359446
>Bitcoin
But tink about it. When people say "bro, just YOLO on BTC" they time the perfect top. What if it peaks at 110, and you waited for 120, then you keep waiting like a retard, and you are down again? This things happen like this, you always think its just a correction and it keeps going back. When you realize, the pivot already happened.
This is why im looking at MSTR. Offers a premium, would give me a margin of error to not need to time the top. Assuming Saylor doesn't fuck up, I trust this more than leveraged ETFs or miners or options or whatever the fuck.

And I may gamble on MARA if I have to buy a miner. Apparently they are the top dog, but the thing is, these things can change fast. A competitor can beat them, then what. What if some bullshit happens?

Anyway, BTC is not enough, lets not kid ourselves here. You are not timing the top.
>here
You from Spain? Which ones? look at this list. This is what I can buy. I have been looking and I can see is, very low paying yield (you gotta be rich as fuck to retire on 2% yields) or some very volatile stuff. Like this one:

iShares Core FTSE 100 UCITS ETF (Dist)

which pays a 4%, but look at the chart, and no growth compared to SCHD. SCHD kicks ass but fucking EU does not allow to buy it. Maybe throught some dodgy broker online platform but I'll pass.

>>57359181
Anyone want to help finding a SCHD replacement from this list? any good ones?