/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'm falling in love with a prostitute

How do i make a profit from this bros?

https://youtu.be/aWQBOsKHqpM

>>30075117
I'm going to think of it as a kind of hazing. Newfag hears hype around stocks and/or crypto, buys some, goes up a bit, invests more and more and then it all immediately crashes, no choice but to hodl, becomes more and more pessimistic and depressed, eventually becomes newly minted biztard.

https://youtu.be/F9hagVL-__c

was there ever a time you thought you were NGMI? do you still feel that way?

>>29446787
Thank you. Good luck fren, stay safe.

>tfw grateful for my high net worth
>everything that i have achieved has only been possible because of God
>this is only the beginning

i may be a loser in aspect of life.. but at least i have a lot of money
>770k net worth

>only reason to live is because of 800k inheritance i got when i was 26
>27 year old failure
>get drunk and look at the sunset and think about my life
>pic related

>tfw closing in at 800k net worth

cant really believe it desu, i dont know what do from here.

i cant permanently live off of it, and im a NEET with no skills so i cant get a job for supplemental income.

all i can do is get drunk, look at my bank account, and listen to angsty music from middle school about how it doesnt matter.

>tfw 777,000 net worth
>blessed by god

thank you god

Good bye and good luck, faggots.

>>23020117
brah where can i get all the johnny bravos with that quality also all the cartoon cartoons

Lord Bog, forgive me

>>22521624
Every dog has his day, anon. Every dog has his day.

Can you see it out there? It's the next ATH.

>>18403296
>>18403316
I did learn a shit ton, but unlike many people in this coming depression I have decent job security (healthcare software) and no debt. What I did to prevent this from happening again is set up monthly auto deposits into some funds and just never touch them, and then I can play with the rest without worrying.

I lost 70% of my account :(

>>18195535
This is the fundamental thing. If you think its going a direction, but your money where your mouth is. Thats exactly what I do. Sometime its works, sometimes it doesnt, but you'll always learn something.
Things I've learned:
Don't trade options unless you make it your life
Don't get greedy
Control your FUD (fear uncertainty doubt) and FOMO (fear of missing out)
Set up an automatic deposit into a fund and DONT TOUCH IT, thats your anchor
Don't trade biopharma/biotech
Dollar Cost average

>80k in puts
Am I gonna make it guys?