/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28843949

I got selected as a juror for Kleros case 532. I need to decide whether Biden has officially won the election. How the fuck does your electoral system work?

I HAVE ONLY THREE WORDS FOR YOU BROTHERS

WHERE TO BUY

>>24011523
>federico
Clement and William are more Vitalik's style. Federico would be down at the bar making friends with strangers and telling them he'll settle their divorces for .21 ETH.

Hackathon is over edition
>1st: Supreme Court - a betting website which actually has liquidity provider incentives
https://scbets.herokuapp.com/
>2nd: DAICO - anti-rugpull idea which gradually releases funds to developers. Investors can get their money back if the creators are dishonest
https://medium.com/@lichenguang62/streampay-kleros-daico-659e4e00145a
>special mentions
Blockchain inheritance project using Kleros to give your heirs your crypto
Crypto bulletin board

Overall rather disappointing turnout desu, but there wasn't that much time to develop. Hopefully some of the projects continue to be developed and it results in more cases being brought.

>News
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>23960215
1 PNK = 100000000 Pajeets

Dapps we're likely to see:
>price aggregator with kleros used to curate authenticity and accuracy of apis (sorry sergey it's unironically over)
>ongoing delivery contracts with kleros escrow used for invoicing
>bill of lading dapp (shipping)

Other announcements we're likely to have:
>linguo launch
>date for next kleros release integrating xdai
>reduced gas fees and price to raise a dispute

Things to look forward to:
>clement being memeable
>federico getting flamed for his accent by youtube
>everyone going afk when william talks numbers autism

1000 rupees EOY ($14 fedbucks) is fud

>>23566449
bless that german autist.

>>23305655
>Federico
The head honcho. Argentinian pedophile and dispute resolver extrordinaire. "Resolved" the falklands war with Britain in the 80s using a team of decentralised indians. Extremely well connected in the ODR industry and knows basically everyone. Bogs use him to settle their disputes - he makes late night calls to people's houses and kneecaps get broken.
>Clement
Whiz kid to rival even Vitalik. Has singlehandedly built the entire decentralised oracle space for ETH on github. If you copy his code and change it in any way he will flame you on twitter, but fortunately the only people dumb enough to do that have no idea of his genius and just end up looking retarded in the process. See: Jorge and Aragon
>The german autist
Nobody can remember anything about him except he crunches the numbers. A professor in mathematics, he writes the parts of the whitepaper and book that nobody has ever read. Extremely forgettable but he knows everything about you. Has been called "The Oracle of Osterheim", it is said he can calculate the very dimensions of space-time to give you the right answer in 99.95% of cases disputes on kleros.

>extremely bullish on PNK
>think it is the future of oracles, poh, and mainstream adoption of smartcontracting
>iron hands all the way down, keep buying more
>going to keep DCAing in while its under 50c
>go to a BAT/YFV/RLC/*insert shitcoin here*
>watch them all cope and say how the market is irrational and their chosen shitcoin is really worth $1-2b USD in MC
>realise that might be me
g-guys, kleros IS the future, r-right? I'm not just coping from losing all my gains?

Let's be real here, the only thing this token does is pay for Francisco’s alcoholism. Kleros does nothing useful besides trick idiots into paying for some stupid kleros court or whatever. This is why only heroin addicts like vitalik keeps blabbering about it simply because it makes no sense to anyone reasonable. He just thinks he can eternal jury duty checks to pay for his bags of yellow powder.
If you just buy some every month, by the time it is $0 you will not care whether you bought it for 15c, 10c, 6c, 4c, 1c, whatever. You’ll be a strung out heroin addicted alcoholic like them. There has never been a more overrvalued project in crypto and /biz/ is just incredibly retarded.

>>23045169
>kind words
>pink ID
dawwww. If you have an idea for your very own pnk meme, reply and I'll make it just for you tomorrow.

>all these purple IDs
sirs.. we are all of making,,,

unequivocally based

Time for a comfy Kleros thread. Did you listen to the new podcast episode with the crypto futurist Joe Raczinski?
Summary of the kleros-related points:
>Joe thinks smartcontracts won't be used in law for at least another few years
>said crypto charity will become more and more common, so that people can actually see the results of their charity and approve the release of further funds
>thinks defi will find its feet, doesn't see a problem with 100% interest rates
>Federico says Argentina is a corrupt shithole and kleros can fix it

NEWS
>linguo still not out
>omen going bananas - expect heaps of election-related cases to come in November
>xDAI bridge coming, already hinted at by Clement but officially announced on twitter. Should make gas reasonable.
>Peruvians have decided to use kleros as their real-world arbitrator

Come in, have a corona, be a pajeet, pass the time waiting for PNK to be worth 1k rupees ($14)

EVERY THREAD
DON'T CARE
I'M ALL IN PNK
AND WILL BE A MILLIONAIRE

I need to accumulate more

>>22873588
SIRS!

>>22796707
a) make an NFT
b) submit it to the kleros storytelling for a free 1k pinkies
good job anon

Every thread I tell you I'm not scared because I am 100% PNK. I will make a profit even if the market crashes, because it's unironically going to top 10. Do your worst because I have more fiat to throw at the dip.

SIRS WEAK HANDS ARE MADE STRONG THROUGH PRAYER BROTHER. VISHNU WILL BRING KLEROS TO MOON MISSION FOR MY VILLAGE. LIARS AND DECIEVERS ARE BLOODY BASTERDS
JUST USE KLEROS!

What are you are predictions for the rest of 2020, fellow latrines?
>linguo launches in a month and we go to 20c
>clement gets covid again and we dump back to 5c
>someone makes a stupid Omen election bet (will joe biden shit his pants on stage or something) and the case goes to kleros court
>kleros makes the news
>50c
>crypto illegalised by trump when it becomes clear dollar is tanking
>pnk goes to 2c
>new india law comes into effect December 1
>pnk goes to .05c

I am putting my uniswap into PNK because now that LINK is cz's bitch it will pump and dump alongside bitcorn so he can liquidate shorts and longs. I am unironically better off putting my money into ETH or BTC because they will rise and fall at the same rate as LINK, which will never be higher than #5. PNK will, however, go from #160 to top 10 just like LINK did and I will do another 100x with my link gains.
Few understand this.

How much of your uniswap gains are you putting into PNK and how many do you have already?
>3 ETH/11k PNK
>60k PNK
>1k rupees eoy ($14 petroleum dollars)