/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50879956
>one of the biggest and most important market indexes climbs
>volatility drops
BWUHHHH HOW DID DIS HABBEN GUIZ!!??!2

The absolute gall to call other people idiots in the same post, dunning kruger tier.

>50693839
>trusting anything that fucker has to say about anything
Shut the fuck up curryjogger, the company issued shares in the form of a dividend. They were the ones that took a look at the book and saw how many shares they'd need to create, and once the dividend-issued shares were given to CS holders the rest were given to the DTCC. The DTCC then lied and told all the brokers to handle it as a split, the smart and/or big brokers said "fuck that" and demanded they be issued the shares to cover their clients positions, everyone else is fucked, and everyone that doesn't DRS is depending on their brokers not being shitbags or having enough money to settle their CFD's. A stock split issued as a dividend is not the fucking same as a regular stock split and never will be. Eat my shitty anus if you disagree, sneed, cope, dilate and rope.

>50535717
Admitting defeat so soon by portraying me as a fat basedjack? Absolutely shameful, expect a telegram message soon from your supervisor. When I buy more shares this week I'll think of you and laugh.
>Verification still not required.

>>50516681
>implying they can be on the dole when they do it for free
You just said something too spicy for the vindaloo's and they mass reported it. It's not hard to figure out and I've earned about a dozen three-for-free's from the same kind of shit. On that note, I bid the frens good day, and I am going to go enjoy my weekend and fuck shills mothers until I have to go back to work to make more money to buy more shares to sneed more jeets.

>>50475311
>There are still people coming to these threads and pepe posting to appeal to emotion because they care what I and others do with our money
>There are still people coming to these threads damn near begging people to not directly register their shares in their own name so their ownership cannot be spoofed, revoked, faked, or changed like it can be and often is on a brokerage
KEK!

>50454403
Is it considered murder if karma rapes you to death on the subway for telling someone to kill themselves on the internet because you got outed as being a faggot spammer?

>>50414767
I genuinely hope the price drops as much as possible post-split so that I can buy as many shares as possible. Fucking take it down to 5$ a pop faggot, I will sell everything I own and take out loans from actual "I's killed people nibba how you think I earnt these drops" gangsters to load up the god-blessed wagon with shares if it goes that low. Please do it. Beg your bosses to do it, tell them to short it as hard as they fucking can. DO IT FAGGOT I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER SEE HOW LOW IT CAN GO - TAKE THAT SHIT TO A DOLLAR LIKE A STRIPPERS FUCKING ASS CHEEKS PICKING UP HER PAY FOR MORE TIPS AFTER THE SHOW, DO IT!

>>50402679
>Can't read
My condolences

>50366569
Your very presence here means it is working and we're already winning. Sneed, dilate, mald, cope, nobody asked, don't care, 24 hour timer has been reset.

>>50317034
Tell a lie enough times to dumb enough people and it becomes their truth. Although I'd wager presenting a stock split issued as a dividend as just being a stock split is misrepresenting reality and could potentially be actionable as it's literal fake news, although lord knows it's be way fucking funnier to just shitdick the market without suing """journalists""" for lying through their teeth as they have for decades. Last night some dumb fuck was in the threads literally just parroting "sell your shit" nearly a dozen times in a row with breaks of maybe a minute between them, never got removed for being spam either. Curious and almond activating stuff.

>>49414496
>opinion (wrong)
>conjecture
>emotional appeal based in science without evidence to snacktisfactially back that up
>opinion, bias, literally untrue (every transaction they get a cut on, as does loopring)
>hurr global warming isn't real troonatronics
>not knowing about the ESG game that must be played
>not knowing ETH goes PoS in two months so there goes the "le heckin bad evil global warming" bullshit
>it directly helps it by creating revenue from each transaction which I already mentioned but you're dumb enough it bears repeating
>"waaaaah nothing id le habbening ME RAGIE WAGIE NO LIKE CAGIE ME WANT TENDIES ME WANT NEET ME WANT PEOPLE THINK ME LEECH" emotional appeal copeatronics again
You are not just a clown, you are the entire circus.

>49374987
Delicious sneething, 11/10, biz is a fuck, 8,969,420,741 dead shills

What will you /bizpol/tards convert your ALGO into now that you found out the awful truth?