/biz/ - Business & Finance

Have you noticed how ABSOLUTELY SEETHING trannies have been lately about Chainlink?

These faggots who've been here way before the 2017 cycle are lashing out at marines because they missed out despite bizraelis spreading the gospel 24/7 for 3 years now.

There are countless people here on /biz/ who bought during presale at 9 cents, haven't moved their finger for 3 years straight and 100x'd their portfolios in THE single consistent and longest altcoin bullrun this market has ever witnessed during a complete crypto BEAR MARKET.
Here are the autists who did their research, helped others understand the tech and implications and why should they invest in some russian scammer, some cute twink and a balding cuck who hold presentations in public restrooms.
I was here in August 2017 answering to stupid questions and helping others send their ETH to presale pools and avoid getting scammed by ranjeet's pools.

These seething mongoloids have been calling tops since $1, furiously shorting every move, retweeting their positions when LINK dropped 3%, only to later get liquidated over and over again, posting increasingly nervous tweets as LINK rushes to new highs.
Laughing at LINK marines "haha enjoy losing your money" "enjoy bagholding".
They haven't spent a single minute researching the project, they don't even know why or how it does what it does, the only thing left for them now is to lash out in anger.

They unironically had THREE years, and we tried to help them, we really did...
Enjoy the mass butthurt my dear marines, for we have won and it hasn't even started...

Okay, here we go boys. Hope your bags are packed and ready. Godspeed

>>23483333
> we're going to have to recount the votes again
> get me Sergey of Nazareth
> CHAINLINK VERIFIES 2020 US ELECTION MEDIA FEARS RUSSIAN ORACLE MANIPULATION
> "Sergey, you're Russian and your company is largely responsible for four more years of Trump. How do you respond to these allegations?"
> "Chainlink is tamper proof. Mic drop. That's a quote"

Ok, just bought in. When does the cocklust kicks in?

> muh tokens
> muh community
> muh lowcap
> muh incentive
if you project doesn't use real world data to respond to real world events IDGAF

>>22785534
>>22785567
>>22785584

Oh, looks like I touched a nerve

If I had more capital I would be stocking up but I'm already in the top 1% of stinkie holders
you
had
three
years

>>22656395
this made sense during covid19 lockdowns and I too was rolling dice along with serger for a bit of exercise (280 5'6" mutt master race here) but now it's just absurd to think Sergey will hire a "Head of Random" with seven years of dice rolling experience at a profession level to fulfil this verified random function.
Imaging waging for serger and getting paid to literally roll dice in the Chainlink Random Department

>>22621769
I was at the fireside chat this week. At one point Tom called Sergey a sandwich fucker. He even accused Sergey of eating the sandwiches after busting loads into them. There was an intense bit of silence while Sergey glared. Beads of sweat formed on his forehead immediately, and his face was flush. He forced a chuckle into the microphone. Then he walked off stage and just out of the room where there was a magazine rack. He was still in full view of everyone through a window. He starts taking these magazines, two and three at a time, and just tearing them to shreds. Sometimes he would pick one up, and try to twist and tear the whole thing at once, but fail, so then he would start ripping out individual pages. He was facing away from everyone, so we couldn't see his facial expressions. This went on for two minutes at least. At this point I thought he was totally screwed, and that he had just ruined the reputation of chainlink in one fell swoop. However, he turned around and walked back into the room. He looked completely rejuvinated and full of vigor again. He proceeded to completely btfo Tom in every way, acting as if nothing out of the ordinary had happened. Afterwards, he even did a little q&a session after Tom left due to being frustrated from the btfo. Janitorial services were picking up the mess of shredded magazines at this point, and the only acknowledgement Sergey ever made to the mess was when one of the older janitors fell over while leaning to pick up the pieces. He sort of covered his hand with his mouth, clearly holding back laughter. It was bizarre, but with genius comes inevitable personality quirks.

LINK $1K eoy. How do I know? Just check my id

No more ghost month now chinkies gonna buy

What went so incredibly wrong?

>>22496547
Chainlink is easily the most critical project in the new tech revolution.

>>21819999
I'm really excited for this event. Probably one of this biggest things to happen in the crypto space for a long time.