/biz/ - Business & Finance

Goodnight anons. Hope we all wake up 10 times richer tomorrow. And they told me 4chan was a waste of time :)

Let's say I had $20,000 excess cash per month to put into cryptocurrency. Has this stuff become main stream yet? Or would I be able to retire in five years from now if I kept putting that 20,000 per month into cryptocurrency?

>tfw bought 1 million at 10 sats last week.

>>1775431
Look mate, no offence, but your so called "Auger" does not even show up in the Google search results. So it doesn't exist for all I care.

Secondly, normies do not even know what the fuck an ethereum dapp is.

And thirdly, ethereum transfers are slow as fuck.

>>1775348
No, it usually means that people are too dumb to realize it is a multi billion dollar idea.

>>1775350

I like it. Now all we need is dubs or trips to confirm.

>>1762891

>BAS making a rocket trail

Post songs that get you hyped to do /biz/iness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8Uhn-dU3Gg

>>917271
Thank you. That link appears to be broken, but Google helped me find the document, so no problem.
http://www2.psych.ubc.ca/~henrich/pdfs/Journal%20of%20Cross-Cultural%20Psychology-2010-Broesch-%20Cultural%20Variations%20in%20Children's%20Mirror%20Self-Recognition.pdf

>i dont have the link for it but i saw a youtube by a sjw saying that these results were "problematic" and should be shuffled under the rug
pic related

First time on /biz. Apart from the several bullshit business classes i took in high school, im quite lost when it comes to the financial world. My question for now is, i have about 15,000 dollars cash from several college escapades. I expect this to continue to grow at a solid rate of 1,000 dollars a month. What types of savings accounts should i look into where compounding interest would greatly help me? Obviously i will be depositing a decent sum initially and then semi frequently deposits a month. What quantities of money would you recommend depositing to not draw attention? The majority of this money is from gifts and childhood savings along with the occasional essay job i would complete for kids in my college, so technically there is no paper trail, Should i look into mutual funds? CD accounts? What banks offer good interest rates on accounts where the money will remain stagnant for a long period of time(1-2 years)? In reference to the bullshit business classes i took in high school, i did retain a decent amount of information about the stock market and investing in that sense, but what would /biz recommend i look into to increase my financial gains given my small sum of start up money? Any other general financial and business tips relevant to my circumstance would be greatly appreciated. Also, yes. It is in cash, but secure.

Hey guys, i just finished watching a wolf on wallstreet and i'd like to ask you guys, how can i get started with stocks?

This has probably been asked a shit ton of times on here, but what did Jordan Belfort do inside of the movie Wolf Of Wall Street?

I understand there were hack, pump, and dump schemes, but what is that exactly? I couldn't get a grasp on it by researching it.

They said there were tons of other things he would do, what else was there? Someone said tax evasion as well? What were all the techniques he was doing to make and secure his money?

Let's just get serious here, none of you fucking retards are going to get rich by these stupid crypto currencies so ditch your pipe dreams and stop wasting your time. Every other fucking thread is crypto this crypto that.

Do you guys like this crap because its the "easy" way out, you can just sit there in your mothers basements doing nothing but except these coins will bring you somewhere?

>>311823
>>311814

why does wipe get so much hate? granted i dont visit this board that often but every time i do the stocks threads are quite inactive and hes a regular contributor

>Mfw 95% of the people on this board have no idea of the markets.

Like actually, you're all fucking retarded.

Let's say you somehow got your hands on a fairly big load of money that would be enough for you to live off for the rest of your life.
So now that you have the opportunity to never have to work again, what would you do? Would you invest them and risk fucking it up?

I would live a live consisting of exercising, and reading up on things like politics, economics etc to become smart as fuck. I probably would've started my own YouTube channel as well, my inspirations are David Wood's Acts17Apologetics and Stefan Molyneux's freedomain radio.

why arn't you rich taking drugs and fucking bitches yet /biz/

Is investment banking as glamorous as it's portrayed?

I mean, if you're working 80-100 hour weeks, how the fuck do you have time to be partying and taking drugs and fucking models?

Or are most guys just busting their asses in their 20s and 30s so they can retire at 40?

Cry harder fag