/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58128424
i panic sold 500mil at the bottom

>be me
>anti social autistic incel
>have new job, new workmates
>get invited to after-work drinks
>go against all my intuition and gut instincts to attend
>spend an hour there trying my best to fit in
>it's as bad as i knew it would be
>feel more alone and isolated than ever
>"hey i just have to made a phone call, i'll be right back"
>leave the bar with phone pressed to my ear
>turn back to make sure no one is looking
>ghost them and walk home alone feeling suicidal
based

hello frens

how do i profit from the fact that i didn't buyded yesterday because anon said it was a rug pull scam and he said you can t ell from the addressses and stuff but idk how to check and he sounded smart

Trying to find info about how the IRS knows how much crypto I need to claim. Backstory - I traded a ton of shit coins through 2018-early 2022. I didn’t claim any crypto on taxes through 2020 because I didn’t cash anything out (to bank account). Well in 2021 I cashed out around $24k from coinbase to my bank account. Coinbase didn’t give me any tax documents. I can only see I cashed out that much by looking at my bank statements. I made a lot more than that, but I did so many fucking trades idk. What is a gain or loss anymore especially since the price now is so fucking different than 2 years ago. I’ve been putting off my taxes because of this and I still don’t know what the fuck to do but I need to
File. Does anyone have a good source to read and see what the IRS is going to be looking at if they don’t get documents about me from Coinbase? Are they going to look at my bank account? How would they even know to look at me? I know it’s very un-biz of me, but I don’t mind paying the fucking taxes…I just need to know what to claim and how to present it to them. What I DONT want is to do the right thing and claim it only to get flagged for an audit and then they want years of records. I also don’t want to go to jail
For tax evasion. What would you do biz?

What do I say to a girl who I think is cute who works in a cafe/coffee place I go to sometimes? Like when I go up to order something or if/when she serves me what am I supposed to say to her?

Do you DCA as soon as you get your wagecuck salary or do you set it aside and wait for a dip?

>>54433276
many such cases

>>54113384
> shorted USDC
you retarded?

>>53220796
not this time huehuehue

>>52460445
low iq jeet/europoor post

>>52337015
what top and what reset?

>>52296945
Kek.
Why would he do that?

>1500$ in bank account
Still feel like poorfag, wtf

This rally looks unstoppable.

I have 0.3 eth in my metamask. How do I short it for free money?

I'm out of monopoly money (aka Euro) and I'm quite literally starving lol, how can I convert my XMR stack to some quick cash the fastest? No I don't keep it on an exchange, but on my monero-gui wallet. I don't want to make a binance or goybase account with the whole KYC shit. Is there a way to convert it to euros fast within a day or so or am I fucked?

>>49634631
>UNN
Bro that got fucked long back when Michael decided to drop out and leave his project and go hermit mode.