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i have autist charm, its this thing were i can just talk to anyone and befriend them. i smoked some meth(just a lil) with 2 gangsters once the same day i met them because of this innate ability. later on in the night we ended up at a gaybar for some reason after smoking some cones with his crew. i sorta bailed on them after the one dude started getting aggro (the energy was turning for him, maybe he had too much). anyway so somehow i made friends with 2 fags inside the joint, not like i was particularly trying or anything but like i said - autist charm.
so for some reason i ended up going back to their apartment in the city, i kept trying to tell them i wasnt a faggot, but im really handsome so its understandable. i mentioned i wanted to do more drugs coz the meth was sorta wearing off because i only did a lil squirt.
so we get back to the fag pad, the one guy brings out a couple sus looking pink pills. looks like complete bunko shit. im like nah this looks fake as fuck thinking its not gonna do shit (crushed that shit up anyway n we all did a massive bump).
turned out to be the strongest fucking mdma/coke mix ive ever had and ive had a fair deal of good molly in my day. anyway i think they mightve been trying to rape me but who knows. i split that joint and went home and jacked off to anime tiddies.

and that friends in the power of tism charm